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Hi guys and gals! The other day I was just busy relaxing and
I decided to go on facebook and I saw this status.
And I ended up having one of those weird thoughts. What an idiot! I did way more than that!
So I started to think about all the bad things I had done during school and I ended up making
this video. I love it when a plan comes together!
One day, I was in school and I realised my next lesson was maths. Which I hate! So a
friend told me I should truant the lesson with him.
Sir Henry Wordingtons Definition Of Words. Truancy is any intentional or unauthorized
or illegal absence from compulsory education. So I agreed to go with him and we hid out
the time in a drama class closet, dressing up for fun.
Yep. Eventually a PSO
A school official that goes around making sure no one is causing trouble or truanting.
came in and caught us. My friend managed to get away with it because
he had a pass to see the school nurse. It was forged, of course.
And he claimed that he came out of class, saw me, said hello and left.
I still don't know how they didn't see through that!
Then i was taken away to the exclusion unit and my mum was phoned.
You would think I would have learnt my lesson after that.
Nope! Truanting became a game of stealth and cunning.
It became addictive and I started to do it more often.
In fact it is a god sworn miracle that I managed to get out of school with any good grades
at all!
So one day after school me and my friend were being nerdy at the library.
Oh you thought we were reading?
Oh no we were playing Runescape b****! I didn't mean that I just get so embarassed
by it. Now I am gunna get Runescape fans hating on
my videos constantly. So it got to 6pm which was lock up time which
also meant we had to go home. But we were not prepared for out day in the
library to end yet! So we hid under some tables until the librarian
left. Now I am still really surprised that this
even worked because to me it felt like this. You fools! I was here the whole time!
But it probably looked like this...
I wasn't too good at hide and seek back then. But I will kick your butt at it now!
So she eventually left and we came out of our osama bin laden cosplay holes.
It felt like I had been under that table forever! Oooooh! Thank god! Oooh I am finally free!
You boy! What year is this? Ocean don't be an idiot you were under that
table for a few minutes! Then we decided to have a little bit of fun.
We eventually decided to root through the entire room to steal anything good.
Back then I was a total rebel in school. Go me!
So eventually we have up because we couldn't find anything good at all, and we eventually
decided that moving the furniture around would be funny! Oh god!
Which we later learned would be a big mistake! So we eventually managed to turn everything
around for some weird reason. We made a pyramid out of the chairs in the
room. That is the worst pyramid of all time.
We also placed the sofa's in the doorways of the offices to block them up.
Which took a lot of effort! I mean, imagine this
multiplied by two!
you get the idea. Afterwards we laughed and laughed and laughed
at our childish behavior and decided to leave through the main entrance. But as we did,
I f****** swear there was a ghost or something outside!
All the lights started to flicker and I felt a shiver down my arm.
So did my friends, because this happened Oh my god! guys, I just felt a cold shiver
down my arm! What the hell! Me too!
Me three! Every man for himself!
Also to add to this little tale, it was in the middle of december it was nearly the end
of the year so it was extremely dark outside. So we panicked, as you do, then ran out of
the fire exit doors. Now we thought we were home free after that.
No no no no no no no thats not how life works! The next day we were taken to the headmasters
office where we were told we were going to be excluded!
Basically, kicked out of school... Then we were told that everything we did was
caught on CCTV. Double facepalm!
So, guys and galianos. I dont even know what that word means I just
made that up. What have you done thats gotten you into trouble
at school? Leave your thoughts in the thought bank below
and maybe one day I can take that thought bank somewhere, cash it all in, and gain some
form of higher intelligence. Also guys just letting you know that I am
planning on making a truth or dare video so if you possibly could leave any truth questions
you want to know about me or questions you want to ask me no matter how ridiculous they
may be. And any dares you might have in the comments section.
Bye bye!
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