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The devil went to Ben & Jerry’s He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
He looked on up and Saw Plano scoopin hot
The devil jumped Up on their Cowmobile
And said girl let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it but I'm a cake designer too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you decorate a pretty good cake, girl But give the devil his due
I'll bet a scoop of gold Against your soul
To say I'm better than you
The girl said they call me Cake Goddess And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been
Plano, you better wet your scoops cause that bulk is lookin hard
Pack that cake all natural or your soul will soon be charred
And if you win you get this shiny scoop made of gold
But if you lose the devil takes your soul.
The devil opened the dipcase And he said I'll start this show
And fudge dripped from his fingertips As his staff packed cookie dough
He scraped icing across his frozen puck Plano screamed like a child at a bris
He added gummi worms and Oreo’s And it looked something like this
[Instrumental]
When the devil finished Cake Goddess said you're pretty good old son
Just sit right back with a Frozen Joe And let me show you how it's done
Plano scooped Chocolate Therapy and Bonnaroo Added a peace sign and some tie dye too
Cake Goddess added to the frosting a shot of Joe
Goddess will your cake melt Not in Plano
The devil shook his head Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden scoop On the ground at ***’s feet
Cake Goddess said, Devil just come on back If you ever wanna cake again
I done told you once you chunkless scoop I'm the best there's ever been
[Instrumental to end]