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- PATTI, OMAR AND STACY ARE HERE TO SEE YOU.
- HI, WHAT A SURPRISE. - PATTI, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- HOW ARE YOU? HAVE A SEAT.
- LONG TIME NO SEE. - HI.
WHO ARE YOU? - THIS IS MY WIFE STACY.
- YOUR WIFE? - YEP.
- WOW!
OMAR WAS A CLIENT OF MINE FROM THE PAST.
HE AND HIS FRIEND NICK
OWN COLLEGE HUNKS HAULING JUNK.
HE DECIDED TO TEST HIS DATE.
- I WANT TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
- OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
- I WANT TO HAUL JUNK WITH HER.
- WELL, I TOLD HIM, "THE GIRL'S GONNA
THROW YOU OUT WITH THE TRASH,"
AND SURE ENOUGH, SHE DID.
DID HE MAKE YOU HAUL JUNK ON THE FIRST DATE?
- NO, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. - THANK GOD!
YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER MARRIED HIM, RIGHT?
- NO, NO.
- SO YOU GUYS HAVE A HAPPY MARRIAGE?
- YEAH. - VERY HAPPY.
- WHEN ARE BABIES ON THE WAY? - WE HAVE A BABY.
- YOU HAVE A BABY ALREADY? both: YES.
- OH, TAKE OUT THE PICTURES! [bleep] THIS MEETING.
I WANT TO SEE THE BABY. - I'LL SHOW YOU.
- OH, HE'S SO CUTE.
HE'S ADORABLE. HE LOOKS LIKE YOU.
OMAR CAME IN TO SHOW ME THAT HE HAD LEARNED A LOT.
AND HE DECIDED TO LISTEN TO MY RULES,
AND HE FOUND THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE,
AND HE GOT MARRIED.
- SO ANOTHER REASON I WAS HERE IS
A GREAT BUDDY OF MINE, JOE, WANTS TO BE
A PART OF THE MILLIONAIRES CLUB.
- OH, REALLY? TELL ME ABOUT HIM.
- SO ME AND HIM WENT TO UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI TOGETHER.
FAST-FORWARD TEN YEARS LATER,
HE'S MOVED INTO THE PENTHOUSE OVER THERE
IN MARINA DEL REY. GREAT GUY.
- I'LL HAVE MY STAFF CHECK HIM OUT.
- OKAY. - AND THEN WE'LL SEE
IF HE'S THE RIGHT FIT FOR THE CLUB.
- ABSOLUTELY. - OKAY, GIVE ME A GROUP HUG.
I LOVE THESE SUCCESS STORIES.
THEY'RE MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
YEAH!
LOVE--EVERYONE WANTS IT, BUT NOT EVERYONE FINDS IT.
THAT'S MY JOB.
MEET MY MILLIONAIRES!
WITH A LITTLE TOUGH LOVE...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
A LOT OF PATIENCE...
YAWN.
AND AN EYE FOR THE RIGHT CHEMISTRY...
I MAKE THE PERFECT MATCH.
- WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
- HEY, JUSTIN.
I'M SUPER STRESSED BECAUSE I HAVE
TO GET THIS BLOG DONE FOR PATTI.
UGH, SO--OOH.
- WHAT?
- "I AM DATING A GUY..."--
THIS IS SOMETHING FROM ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS HERE--
"WHO COMES TOO QUICK."
- EW. - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
- HEY, PATTI. - GOOD MORNING.
- HI. - SO I'M WORKING
ON MY FIRST COLUMN FOR YOU.
- OH, YOU ARE? OOH.
- AND I HAD SOMEBODY WRITE IN--
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHOA.
"I'M DATING A GUY THAT COMES TOO QUICK. HELP."
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, YOU GOT TO SLOW IT DOWN.
YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE POSITION.
TEASE AND MOVE, TEASE AND MOVE WOULD BE MY PHILOSOPHY.
- YEAH. - ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH SEX TALK, 'CAUSE I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX,
AND YOU'RE JUST NOT MY TYPE.
SO ANYWAY.
I THINK MARISA, DAVID, AND JUSTIN
ARE HAVING A FABULOUS TIME WORKING HERE.
'CAUSE WHAT OTHER JOB DO YOU GET
TO TALK ABOUT SEX ALL DAY LONG?
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, I WANT TO HEAR WHO YOU HAVE.
- I HAVE A HOT ITALIAN FRANK CERINO.
HE'S A PARTNER IN A LAW FIRM, PERSONAL INJURY.
HE-- - AMBULANCE CHASER.
- OH, WHATEVER. AT LEAST HE'S CHASING.
HE WANTS--HE WANTS A WOMAN WHO IS 28 THROUGH 38,
SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN. - HOW OLD IS HE?
- HE'S 44. - OH, WHAT A SHOCKER.
HE WENT UNDER 30? - YEAH, YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOOK AT FRANK.
- MY NAME IS FRANK CERINO.
I'M 45 YEARS OLD.
I LIVE IN FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA.
I'M A PERSONAL INJURY ATTORNEY,
AND MY NET WORTH IS APPROXIMATELY
$2.5 TO $3 MILLION.
MY CELEBRITY CRUSH IS EVA LONGORIA, EVA MENDES.
- EVA LONGORIA AND EVA MENDES?
AND YOU LIVE IN MIAMI, AND YOU CAN'T FIND IT THERE?
YOU GOT TO BE [bleep] UP.
THIS GUY'S GOT TO BE [bleep] UP.
- I'VE ONLY HAD PROBABLY ONE
SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP IN THE PAST TEN YEARS.
AND I CAN THINK BACK, I THINK THERE WAS SOME GIRLS
THAT I REALLY DIDN'T GIVE A CHANCE TO
THAT I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
I MEAN, JUST ONE TRAIT OR ONE THING
TURNS ME OFF, AND I RUN.
THIS GIRL, SHE SNORES.
SHE WORE THE WRONG COLOR SHOES
OR THE WRONG COLOR LIPSTICK. TALKS TOO MUCH.
BUTT'S TOO BIG, BUTT'S TOO SMALL.
- HE'S SICK. HE NEEDS HELP.
- THAT'S HOW I AM. ONE THING, AND I'M LIKE--
- YEAH, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND.
- I MEAN, THESE LITTLE THINGS WOULD TURN ME OFF,
AND THEN I WOULD STOP CALLING
OR I WOULD JUST STOP THE RELATIONSHIP,
WHICH I LOOK BACK ON NOW AND I KNOW WAS PROBABLY A MISTAKE
AND THAT'S SOMETHING I NEED TO WORK ON.
- NO OFFENSE--THERE'S NOT A LOT OF SUBSTANCE THERE.
HE'S NOT INTERESTING.
HE HAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
"IT'S ABOUT ME, IT'S ABOUT ME, IT'S ABOUT ME."
AND HIS GREAT EXPECTATIONS IS, LIKE, HE EXPECTS MORE.
I HATE THESE GREAT EXPECTATION GUYS,
BUT FRANK REALLY NEEDS SOMEONE TO SET HIM STRAIGHT.
I'M GONNA TAKE HIM ON, 'CAUSE IT'S GUYS LIKE HIM
THAT MAKE WOMEN FEEL AWFUL ABOUT THEMSELVES.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU TWO HOTTIES HAVE?
- I HAVE JOE BAYEN.
HE'S 37 YEARS OLD.
HE LIVES IN MARINA DEL REY.
- WAIT. HE LIVES AROUND THE CORNER FROM US?
- YEAH. - OH, THIS IS OMAR'S
FRIEND FROM COLLEGE. - YES.
- HE'S A REALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY.
- HE WAS BORN IN CAMEROON, GREW UP IN PARIS.
- WHAT'S CAMEROON? - IT'S A COUNTRY IN AFRICA.
- OH, I DON'T KNOW THAT. - YEAH, YEAH.
- I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW EVERY COUNTRY
THAT EXISTS IN THE WORLD. - HE'S GOT AN ACCENT.
- WAIT. HE HAS A FRENCH ACCENT?
- HE HAS AN ACCENT. - MM, PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?
- JOE IS AN APP INVESTOR, YOU KNOW, FOR SMART PHONES.
HIS NET WORTH IS 40 MILLION. - REALLY?
- AND HE'S REALLY HOT. SORRY.
- I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA WANT HIM!
- SO HOW OLD IS JOE?
- JUST 37. - OH, SO HE'S YOUNGER.
OKAY, GOOD. - YOU'RE GONNA LIKE JOE.
- OKAY. - MY NAME IS JOE.
I'M 37 YEARS OLD.
I'M THE CEO AT ICS VENTURES.
AND I LIVE IN MARINA DEL REY.
I RAN TRACK, THE 100 METERS,
AND I FINISHED FIFTH AT THE FRENCH NATIONALS.
- JOE IS VERY HANDSOME.
- LOOK AT THOSE MUSCLES.
- I'VE INVESTED IN SEVERAL APPLICATIONS,
YOU KNOW, MOBILE APPLICATIONS,
AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN DOING VERY WELL.
MY NET WORTH IS $40 MILLION RIGHT NOW.
- EXACTLY. [chuckles]
- LAST YEAR I WAS IN JAPAN.
OF COURSE, I WENT BACK TO PARIS.
I WAS IN BOSTON ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO.
I MET BARACK OBAMA, LIKE, THREE TIMES.
- SO HE TRAVELS A LOT AND HE'S GOT WORKAHOLIC A.D.D.
- YES. - OKAY.
- I LIKE KATE BECKINSALE.
I FEEL SOME DEPTH IN HER, YOU KNOW.
NOT ONLY SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, BUT WITH DEPTH, YOU KNOW?
- I MEAN, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, I GET THAT.
I GET THAT SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
- I LIKE SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO WORK OUT.
I'M WORKING TO STAY IN SHAPE, YOU KNOW.
I'M DOING MY PART HERE, COME ON.
MEET ME HALFWAY, YOU KNOW?
I LIKE YOGA THOUGH, AND A NICE ***.
CAN I SAY THAT?
I NEED PATTI IN MY LIFE NOW
BECAUSE I DESPERATELY NEED HELP.
I'M LIVING THE DREAM RIGHT NOW,
HOWEVER, I DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT LADY NEXT TO ME.
- OKAY. JOE, THE RUNNER, CLEARLY CAN'T
STAY IN ONE PLACE, 'CAUSE HE'S TRAVELING AROUND, A.D.D.
YOU GOT $40 MILLION.
HONEY, HOW MUCH MORE MONEY DO YOU [bleep] NEED?
- SETTLE DOWN, BUY A HOUSE.
JOE'S GONNA HAVE TO SACRIFICE AND STAY IN TOWN
TO BUILD A RELATIONSHIP.
ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MIXER.
THE WEATHER'S BEEN SO BEAUTIFUL,
AND I'D REALLY LOVE TO DO A BIKINI MIXER FOR JOE,
'CAUSE I DON'T THINK HE'S SHALLOW.
- YES. - I'VE GOT JOE THIS WEEK
WHO IS ATHLETIC, HE'S FIT, HE HITS THE BEACH EVERY DAY.
I GOT FRANK WHO LIVES IN BOCA RATON.
THAT'S SOUTH FLORIDA.
SO DING, DING, DING. BIKINI MIXER.
SO WHO AM I GOING TO SEE FIRST?
- YOU'RE GONNA GO SEE JOE.
HE'S IN THE PENTHOUSE RIGHT OVER THERE, ACTUALLY.
- OKAY, PERFECT.
[bicycle bell dings]
HI. - HI, PATTI.
- HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S IT GOING?
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL APARTMENT.
- YEAH, WELCOME.
- GREAT TASTE. - THANK YOU.
- YOU CAN TELL YOU'RE FROM FRANCE.
- MY NAME IS JOE BAYEN.
I'M THE CEO AT ICS MOBILE, AN APP INCUBATOR.
AND MY NET WORTH IS $40 MILLION.
I'M FROM CAMEROON.
I WAS RAISED IN PARIS.
AND I CAME TO UNITED STATES
ON A TRACK AND FIELD SCHOLARSHIP.
SOMEHOW I LANDED IN TECHNOLOGY,
AND I STARTED A LOT OF DIFFERENT COMPANIES,
AND IT JUST GREW TREMENDOUSLY.
SO I WAS ABLE TO BUY MYSELF A NICE CAR,
BUY MYSELF A NICE CONDO.
ESSENTIALLY, MY DREAM CAME TRUE.
APP.
IN MY WORLD, IN MOBILE, WE HAVE TO BE
A YEAR AHEAD OF YOUR TIME ALWAYS.
MEANING, I HAVE NO TIME TO STOP, REST, RELAX.
NO TIME FOR THAT.
IN MY ADULT LIFE, I'VE HAD ABOUT
THREE SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS.
AND THEN OVER THE PAST TEN YEARS,
IT'S BEEN WORK, WORK, WORK.
TRAVELING EVERYWHERE.
SO IT'S BEEN VERY DIFFICULT, YOU KNOW,
TO REALLY JUST, YOU KNOW, BUILD SOMETHING SERIOUS.
BUT I'M READY TO SETTLE DOWN.
I'M READY FOR MARRIAGE.
AND I'M READY TO HAVE SOME
JOES AND JOSEPHINES RUNNING AROUND.
I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT LIKE ME.
SOMEONE WHO'S NOT AS ORGANIZED AS I AM,
BUT SOMEONE WHO CAN ALSO WORK OUT,
SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.
I'M ASKING FOR A LOT, BUT, HEY,
SOMEONE LIKE THIS MUST BE OUT THERE, YOU KNOW?
- SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.
SO YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING GUY.
- THANK YOU. - AND YOU'RE IN YOUR 30s.
YOU MUST MEET WOMEN ALL THE TIME.
- YES, I DO. - SO WHY CAN'T YOU PICK ONE?
- I WANT TO SETTLE DOWN AND BE WITH SOMEONE,
HAVE A FAMILY AND ALL THAT. SO I'M NOT--
- OKAY, WELL, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
YOU'RE LIKE--SEEM LIKE YOU'RE A RUNNER.
YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING FROM ONE COUNTRY INTO ONE BUSINESS.
I MEAN, YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE YOU STAY IN ONE PLACE TOO LONG.
- I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM IT, BUT THE COMPANY'S
BEEN JUST DELETING--
- YOU HAVE A.D.D. IN DATING.
DATING A.D.D., 'CAUSE BUSINESS COMES FIRST.
SO I WANT TO KNOW-- WHY LOVE NOW?
- FIRST WITH TRACK AND FIELD THEN WITH BUSINESS,
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN FOCUSED ON ME
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SLOW DOWN
AND HAVE SOMEONE, YOU KNOW,
MEANINGFUL IN MY LIFE. - OKAY.
NOW, ARE YOU READY TO PUT LOVE FIRST?
- I'M TOTALLY READY FOR THAT.
- ONE OF THE THINGS I SEE IS THAT
MULTIMILLIONAIRES CAN'T STAY PUT
IN ORDER TO PUT ROOTS DOWN
AND FIND THE ONE GIRL AND BE DONE WITH IT.
JOE IS A TEXTBOOK EXAMPLE OF THIS.
HE'S NEVER IN ONE PLACE FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES.
HOW LONG IS YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
- MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP WAS TWO YEARS.
- HOW MANY YEARS AGO? - SIX, SEVEN YEARS AGO.
- AND WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT?
- IT WAS, YOU KNOW, HOW SHOULD I SAY IT?
UM, SHE WAS DRINKING A LITTLE BIT--
- SHE DRANK A LOT? SHE PARTIED?
- PARTYING A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH.
- DO YOU DRINK? - I DO DRINK.
- DID SHE HAVE A JOB?
- SHE WAS ACTUALLY A WAITRESS.
- DO YOU NORMALLY DATE PEOPLE
WHO ARE NOT IN YOUR LEAGUE FINANCIALLY?
- YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S THE PERSONALITY...
- OKAY. - THAT MATTERS MOST.
- AND TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT IN A WOMAN.
- I WANT SOMEONE ARTISTIC, CULTURAL.
YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT CAN
ALSO WORK OUT, YOU KNOW, AND JUST--YOU KNOW,
THE IDEA IS JUST TO KEEP ON LEARNING,
LEARNING TOGETHER. - THAT'S A GOOD BALANCE.
YOU WANT ARTISTIC, YOU WANT SOMEONE FEMININE,
YOU WANT SOMEONE ATHLETIC.
JOE NEEDS TO PUT THE SAME EFFORT
HE PUTS INTO HIS BUSINESS LIFE INTO HIS PERSONAL LIFE,
AND THEN HE'S GONNA GET THERE.
WHEN YOU'RE ON A DATE, DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH TO THEM
TO WOO THEM? - UM--
- SPEAK A LITTLE FRENCH TO ME.
- [speaking French]
- [speaking French]
- [speaking French] - THAT'S SEXY.
SO YOU GOT TO USE THAT ON THE DATE.
OOH, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA.
YOU'LL SCORE. - ALL RIGHT.
- SO I'M THINKING ABOUT DOING A BIKINI MIXER FOR YOU.
DO YOU MIND WEARING SWIM TRUNKS FOR ME?
- NO PROBLEM. - I DIDN'T SEE--
THERE WASN'T ANY HESITATION IN YOUR VOICE THERE.
- NO PROBLEM. - OKAY.
YOU READY FOR MY RULES? - READY.
- NO SEX BEFORE MONOGAMY IS MY FIRST RULE.
COULD YOU HANDLE THAT? - SURE.
- SECOND RULE, TWO-DRINK MAXIMUM.
- NO PROBLEM. - I HAVE ANOTHER RULE FOR YOU.
YOU'VE GOT TO STAY IN ONE PLACE.
SO IF YOU MEET THIS WOMAN, I WANT YOU
TO STAY IN TOWN FOR AT LEAST A MONTH TO GET TO KNOW HER.
- OKAY, NO PROBLEM. - YOU NEED TO SHAKE ON THAT,
'CAUSE THAT'S A NEW RULE.
THAT'S A NEW RULE FOR YOU. - PERFECT.
- SO, RUNNING MAN, I'VE GOT TO RUN MYSELF.
OKAY, I WILL SEE YOU IN 24 HOURS.
MAKE SURE YOU GET SOME COOL SWIMSUITS.
- I WILL. - ALL RIGHTY.
- ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU THEN.
- I'M OUT OF HERE. both: BYE.
- COMING UP... - TALKS TOO MUCH.
BUTT'S TOO BIG, BUTT'S TOO SMALL.
- YOU ARE SHALLOW [bleep] HAL.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
- I DO. MY FRIENDS CALL ME FLIPPER,
'CAUSE I MAKE A DOLPHIN NOISE.
- [gasps] WILL YOU DO IT?
- HI, PATTI CAKES.
- OH, HI. - THIS IS OUR MILLIONAIRE.
- HI, HAVE A SEAT. - HI.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- MY NAME IS FRANK CERINO.
I LIVE ON FORT LAUDERDALE BEACH, FLORIDA.
I'M AN ATTORNEY
WHO HANDLES ALL TYPES OF ACCIDENT CASES.
I'VE BEEN A PART OF THE FIRM SINCE APPROXIMATELY 2003.
THERE'S FOUR OF US NOW AND ABOUT 40 STAFF,
TWO OFFICES, BOTH IN MIAMI AND FORT LAUDERDALE.
MY NET WORTH, I WOULD SAY, IS PROBABLY
BETWEEN $2.5 AND $3 MILLION.
THE KIND OF WOMAN I'M LOOKING FOR,
TO BE HONEST, I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
THAT I CAN CONNECT WITH-- DARK HAIR, FIT BODY, ALWAYS,
NICE LEGS, SOMEWHAT DARK COMPLEXION.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
WHY I'M STILL SINGLE...
I MEAN, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT A LOT.
I'M VERY CLOSE WITH MY FAMILY,
I'M VERY CLOSE WITH MY FRIENDS,
AND I WORK A LOT.
AND THOSE HAVE BEEN MY PRIORITIES.
SO I'VE NEVER MADE A RELATIONSHIP A PRIORITY.
I NEED SOME HELP WITH THAT, SO I'M WORKING ON IT.
- SO YOU HAVE A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER A LITTLE BIT.
LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN A PERSON
DOES ONE THING WRONG, YOU KICK THEM OUT,
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "NOPE. NEXT."
YOU'LL END UP IN THE NURSING HOME THIS WAY.
I WARN YOU NOW. - BELIEVE ME, PLEASE DON'T--
IT'S NOT COMING FROM A PLACE WHERE
I THINK I'M PERFECT, 'CAUSE I KNOW I'M NOT.
- FRANK HAS IMPOSSIBLY HIGH EXPECTATIONS.
THIS GUY'S NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING.
COME ON. LET'S BE REAL. HE AIN'T LEONARDO DICAPRIO.
HE EXPECTS A PERFECT TEN.
HE'S WAY TOO OLD PAST THE EXPIRATION DATE
TO EXPECT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
IT COULD BE THAT THE ***
IS DOING THE PICKING HERE AND PICKING WRONG.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
- I NEED HONESTY AND LOYALTY, NUMBER ONE.
I DON'T KNOW IF I GO OUT LOOKING
FOR A SPECIFIC TYPE OR SPECIFIC THING.
- BUT YOU'RE A CRITICAL BEAVER.
YOU MAKE A DECISION. "NO, YES, NO, YES."
- I'M TELLING YOU, I'M JUST TOO QUICK TO DISMISS.
- I SAW YOUR DVD. YOU GOT A LIST.
YOU GOT SNORING, YOU GOT, LIKE, DRESSES BAD.
- SNORING... - YOU GOT JEALOUSY.
- TALKS TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW,
BUTT'S TOO BIG, BUTT'S TOO SMALL.
- "BUTT'S TOO BIG." - *** TOO BIG.
*** TOO SMALL. - YOU ARE SHALLOW [bleep] HAL.
SHALLOW HAL. SHALLOW [bleep] HAL.
GREAT EXPECTATIONS WITH SHALLOW HAL.
- PATTI'S EXTREMELY BLUNT AND RIGHT TO THE POINT.
I WASN'T EXPECTING-- I'VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN
SPEAK LIKE THAT TO ME BEFORE, BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS.
AND SHE'S THE EXPERT.
AND HOPEFULLY, IT PAYS OFF IN THE END.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO MAKE YOU DO?
I WANT YOU TO CALL THE TOP THREE GIRLS
THAT YOU LIKED AND APOLOGIZE
WHY YOU BROKE UP WITH THEM.
- THAT'S, LIKE, THE 12TH STEP? - I DON'T CARE.
- COULD BE A.A., I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT IT IS.
IT'S PATTI'S INTERVENTION PROCESS.
- PATTI'S 12-STEP? - YEAH.
JUST APOLOGIZE AND TELL THEM WHY.
YOU OKAY WITH THAT? both: OKAY.
I GAVE THE HOMEWORK TO FRANK BECAUSE
IF HE APOLOGIZES AND SAYS HE WAS A SHALLOW HAL,
IT PROVES TO ME HE WANTS TO CHANGE
AND REALLY WANTS A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.
I GOT TO GET BACK ON THE PHONES AND
START WORKING WITH THE RECRUITERS FOR THE DATERS.
AND YOU HAVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK TO DO.
CALL THOSE THREE GIRLS... - YES! I GOT TO START
CALLING PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. - AND APOLOGIZE.
- SHE DIDN'T BITE YOU TOO HARD, DID SHE?
- OH, MY GOD! I DIDN'T SEE ANY BIBLE THERE.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY NOTARY PUBLIC THERE SWEARING ME
OR I'M GONNA GET IN TROUBLE,
COMMITTING FRAUD IF I DON'T DO IT.
LET'S TELL PATTI I DID AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.
- WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOUTH FLORIDA FRANK
IS EVA LONGORIA TYPES.
YOU KNOW, SOPHISTICATED, SEXY,
KIND OF LATINO SPINNERS
WHO CAN FIT INTO A LAWYER'S LIFESTYLE.
AND FOR JOE, WHO IS THE RUNNER,
WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE SOPHISTICATED
AND SMART, ACTIVE, AND IS INTERESTING ENOUGH
TO KEEP HIM TO STAY PUT.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR KATE BECKINSALE LOOKALIKES,
AND I'M GONNA ADD SOME
EXOTIC CHOCOLATE GODDESSES TO THE MIX.
ALL RIGHT, ARE WE CLEAR ABOUT WHAT WE WANT?
- YES. - WE GOT IT.
- ALL RIGHT, SO WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?
LET THE PARADE BEGIN.
OOH, HERE THEY COME.
BATHING SUIT BEAUTIES "R" US.
SO, MICHELLE, TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
- I'M VERY ATHLETIC. I PLAY PRO FOOTBALL
FOR THE LADIES ARENA FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
- WOW. - I'M ALSO PRODUCING
A WOMEN'S GRAPPLING, WRESTLING LEAGUE.
- THAT'S KINDA SEXY. - WHAT'S YOUR CHARACTER NAME?
- I AM THE SEDUCER. - SEDUCER?
- WHAT DOES A SEDUCER DO?
- LET ME TAKE ONE OF YOU BOYS.
- GET UP, JUSTIN.
JUSTIN, VOLUNTEER.
- LET ME HAVE YOU-- SO BASICALLY,
YOU MAKE 'EM THINK THEY'RE COMING IN,
AND THEN SHOW THEM THE KNEE!
- [grunts] - CHOKE HIM OUT.
- HE LOVES IT!
- AND THE FINAL MOVE, KISS OF DEATH.
all: OH!
- ALL RIGHT, I LIKE YOU A LOT FOR JOE.
VLADA--VLADA, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I AM RUSSIAN. - YES, YOU ARE.
- TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
- I WAS LIVING IN FRANCE FOR SEVEN YEARS,
AND I JUST MOVE HERE.
- DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH?
- [speaking French]
- OOH. YOU SPEAK FOUR LANGUAGES?
- YES.
- I KNOW SHE'S A LITTLE BIT YOUNGER,
BUT SHE'S INCREDIBLY BRIGHT
TO SPEAK THAT MANY LANGUAGES,
WHICH MEANS SHE COULD TRAVEL WITH HIM, BY THE WAY,
WHICH IS A REALLY GOOD THING.
- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- LET'S GO TO BRANDY.
BRANDY'S 34.
SHE'S THE PERFECT AGE FOR FRANK.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
- I DO. MY FRIENDS CALL ME FLIPPER,
'CAUSE I MAKE A DOLPHIN NOISE.
- [gasps] WILL YOU DO IT?
- [imitates Flipper]
- WHOA! - [imitates Flipper]
- OKAY, LIKE, I KNOW SHE'S BLONDE AND ALL THAT,
BUT SHE'S 34, AND I LIKE HER ENERGY.
I DEFINITELY SEE FRANK LIKING HER.
- ARE YOU OKAY WITH LAWYERS?
HAVE YOU EVER DATED ONE?
- I HAVE NOT DATED A LAWYER,
AND I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITH IT.
- ALL RIGHT, FRANCESCA. - YES.
- YOU'RE A GYMNAST... - YEAH.
- FOR TEN YEARS? DO A SPLIT.
- DO A SPLIT? - WOW!
- OOH, UNDERWEAR.
[laughter, applause]
I PERSONALLY THINK BOTH OUR MILLIONAIRES
WILL LIKE HER, 'CAUSE OF THE PERKY, PERKY.
both: I DO TOO. - YEAH, OKAY.
CHRISTINA IS 32.
YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL DANCER. WHERE DO YOU DANCE?
- I DANCE HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
I'VE TOURED THE WORLD WITH BEYONCE AND--
- YOU DANCED WITH BEYONCE?
GIRL, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
SHOW ME THE TWERK. - ALL I GOT IS--
- SHOW ME THE TWERK.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
SNAP IT! SNAP IT! SNAP IT!
- SHE'S GOT THE EYE LOOK.
- OKAY, NOW, SHE HAS GOOD ENERGY,
SHE'S OUTGOING. JOE NEEDS HER.
- THEY WOULD LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER.
- THEY WOULD LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER.
- THANK YOU. - SO FOR JOE?
- YES, FOR SURE.
- YOLIBETH? - YES.
- SO ARE YOU A BELLY DANCER?
- I KNOW HOW TO BELLY DANCE,
'CAUSE I DANCE SINCE I WAS THREE.
- OKAY. ARE YOU GONNA DANCE FOR US?
SHOW ME YOUR BELLY DANCE.
OOH, IT'S A SHAH FROM SUNSET. [overlapping chatter]
THERE'S A LITTLE SHAKIRA IN HER.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM ORIGINALLY?
- MEXICO. - OKAY.
WELL, IT'S A POOL MIXER, AND IT'S GONNA BE HOT.
SO I SUGGEST YOU WEAR YOUR SKIMPIEST,
FUNNEST BIKINI THAT YOU'VE GOT.
- YES.
- I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT YOLIBETH.
I THINK SHE COULD BE FOR EITHER GUY.
NATALIE IS A LAW STUDENT.
WHAT YEAR?
- I'M GOING INTO MY THIRD YEAR.
- AH!
- THEY LET YOU IN WITH A NOSE RING?
- MM-HMM.
- THE JUDGE IS NOT GONNA LIKE THAT.
YOU BETTER TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR NOSE.
I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU WANT TO BE A LAWYER?
- I WANT TO BE A LAWYER BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN, BUT I WANT TO BE WITH A GUY
THAT WE KIND OF MAKE EACH OTHER BETTER.
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LAWYERS?
- SHE BETTER LIKE THEM, SHE'S GONNA BE ONE.
- I WANT TO BE ONE. I LOVE THEM.
- SHE'S GOT THE LOOK AND SHE HAS GOOD ENERGY.
I THINK SHE'S PERFECT FOR JOE.
I WANTED DAVID TO GO FIND ME PERFECT GIRLS FOR FRANK AND JOE.
AND SOME OF THESE GIRLS ARE DEAD ON THE MONEY.
- I LIKE... DWAYNE JOHNSON TYPES.
- OOH, "THE ROCK."
SHE'S GONNA LIKE JOE. - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
- OTHER GIRLS ARE JUST CREEPY CRAY-CRAY.
- A GIRL HAS GOT A RIGHT TO GET HER NAILS DID!
SHOOT!
- SINEAD JENKINS? - YES.
- OKAY, SO YOU'RE A BUSINESS STUDENT?
- YEAH.
- SO, TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
- WELL, I LIKE OLDER MEN
BECAUSE THEY REMIND ME OF MY DAD.
LIKE, THEY'RE-- THEY TREAT YOU RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
- SO YOU HAVE A DADDY COMPLEX, BASICALLY?
- YEAH. - I SAY NO.
- VENEZIA ISABELLA.
YOU'RE 29.
YOU'RE A MODEL AND AN ACTRESS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, JUSTIN? - I DON'T--
MAYBE CUT HER HAIR A LITTLE BIT.
- DON'T CUT IT TOO SHORT.
- I WANT TO CUT IT TO THE ***.
- HERE?
- IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ME DO IT,
I'M NOT GONNA BRING YOU. - BUT--
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF I SAID TO HER, "CUT YOUR HAIR,"
WOULD YOU DO IT? - YEAH.
- THERE YOU GO.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN COME NOW.
I CHANGED MY MIND.
YOU CAN'T, YOU'RE OUT. GOOD-BYE.
GET OUT. I'M NOT KIDDING.
LEAVE. BYE. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU.
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ***.
DON'T [bleep] COME IN FRONT OF ME
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ME DO A MAKEOVER ON YOU.
AND YOU, WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING PEOPLE
LIKE THIS TO THE MIXER FOR?
SERIOUSLY.
OH, MY GOD, I FOUND SOME GREAT GIRLS TODAY.
FOR FRANK, WE GOT SOME MUY CALIENTE GIRLS,
SOME BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
OKAY, AND BRANDY. WHERE'S BRANDY GOING?
- SHE'S FRANK. - FRANK.
- SO SHE'S GOING TO FRANK. - YEAH, I LOVE HER.
- FOR JOE WE FOUND SOME BEAUTIFUL,
MAGNIFIQUE GIRLS.
THESE ARE THE TYPE OF GIRLS THAT ARE GONNA
KEEP THIS RUNNING MAN FROM RUNNING.
WHERE'S MICHELLE GOING?
- JOE. - SHE GOES TO JOE.
BY THE WAY, GOOD JOB ON THE GIRLS,
BUT I STILL WANT TO SEE BETTER.
- COMING UP...
- WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
- WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE I LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
- I MEAN, YOU KNOW-- - WHOO!
- TODAY WE'RE HAVING A BIKINI MIXER,
AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PERFECT WAY
TO BRING A LITTLE BIT OF MIAMI TO L.A.
FOR JOE AND FRANK.
THIS IS GONNA BE A HELL OF A LOT OF FUN,
AND I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY MILLIONAIRES
TO FIND THE PERFECT GIRL.
SO LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
BEFORE THE, YOU KNOW, MIXER GETS STARTED,
BASICALLY, STAY ON NEUTRAL SUBJECTS.
INCLUDE HER IN THE CONVERSATION.
- ALL RIGHT. - ASK QUESTIONS.
DON'T JUST TALK AT THEM.
AND IF YOU WANT TO SPEAK FRENCH, FEEL FREE. OKAY?
JOE IS MY RUNNING MAN.
HE TRAVELS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
HE DOESN'T STAY IN ONE PLACE IN ORDER
TO FIND THE RIGHT GIRL AND, YOU KNOW, SETTLE DOWN.
BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL
THIS BOY IS RUNNING TODAY.
WHEN HE SEES THESE GIRLS, HE'S GONNA STAY PUT
AND PICK ONE.
- HI, MARISA. - CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND? - SURE.
- SO OUR MILLIONAIRE FRANK,
HE IS NOT COMING.
- WHAT? - YEAH.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS NOT A JOKE?
- NO. I JUST-- - WHAT'S HIS REASON?
- HE WON'T ANSWER. - WHAT'S HIS REASON?
- HE WILL NOT TALK TO ME. - DIAL HIM.
DIAL HIM RIGHT NOW. DIAL HIM RIGHT NOW.
- HE WON'T ANSWER, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- WHY IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH
WOULD THIS MOTHER[bleep] NOT WANT TO MEET WOMEN?
- HE EMAILED ME.
"MARISA, I'M ALREADY THROUGH SECURITY.
I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST CAN'T FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THIS."
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HE'S AT THE AIRPORT?
- HE'S AT THE AIRPORT. - WHAT THE [bleep]?
FRANK DOESN'T SHOW UP TO A MIXER WITH
A BUNCH OF GORGEOUS WOMEN
IN BATHING SUITS AND BIKINIS?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S NOT A MAN.
HE'S A [bleep] ***!
WE CAN'T WORRY ABOUT HIM RIGHT NOW.
WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT JOE.
AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS, MORE FOR JOE.
JOE'S GONNA HAVE A MIXER OF 20 WOMEN.
HE'S GONNA BE HUGH HEFFNER FOR THE [bleep] DAY.
- YEP. - LET'S WORRY ABOUT JOE.
LET'S GO.
HI, GUYS. YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
[all cheering]
I SEE YOU GOT CHAMPAGNE.
GO SLOW, GO SLOW.
TWO DRINK MAXIMUM.
SO TODAY WE HAVE A SITUATION WHERE THERE WAS
ANOTHER MILLIONAIRE COMING, HIS NAME WAS FRANK.
BUT LITTLE FRANK GOT COLD FEET
AND DECIDED HE WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
TO SHOW UP FOR THE MIXER TODAY.
all: OH!
- SO THE FIRST TIME IN MILLIONAIRE HISTORY,
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW THAT GUY.
OKAY, WE MIGHT ONLY HAVE ONE MILLIONAIRE TODAY,
BUT HE'S ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.
ARE YOU GIRLS OKAY WITH THAT?
[all cheering]
WHAT'S MY NUMBER ONE RULE?
NO SEX-- all: BEFORE MONOGAMY!
- EVEN IN A BATHING SUIT. ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU READY TO MEET MY MILLIONAIRE?
[all cheering]
- I'M JUST HERE IN THIS AMAZING HOUSE,
YOU KNOW, NICE POOL.
20 HOT CHICKS. I LOVE IT.
- ALL RIGHT, SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO ONE OF
MY FAVORITE MILLIONAIRES SO FAR.
HE IS FROM AFRICA AND FRANCE.
HE SPEAKS FRENCH.
NOT ONLY THAT, HE FORMED THIS APP COMPANY.
HE TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD.
HE'S IN HIS LATE 30s.
HE'S READY TO SETTLE DOWN.
AND HE'S READY TO HAVE CHILDREN,
AND, YOU KNOW, HIT IT. OKAY?
BUT I NEED TO TELL YOU ONE OTHER THING.
JOE IS A REALLY GREAT GUY THAT'S DOWN-TO-EARTH
THAT I BELIEVE IS REALLY READY FOR LOVE.
OKAY?
SO LET'S MEET MY MILLIONAIRE!
[all cheering]
COME ON, JOE, THE WATER'S FINE,
AND THEY'RE ALL READY TO JUMP ALL OVER YOU.
- EXCELLENT.
- WHOO! - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- JOE IS SO EXCITED
THAT HE'S THE ONLY MILLIONAIRE AT THE MIXER.
HE'S GOT ALL THESE GIRLS TO PICK FROM.
HOPEFULLY, HIS LITTLE HEAD
IS NOT THINKING FOR HIS BIG HEAD.
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER,
YOU KNOW, MILLIONAIRE, BUT-- - MORE FOR YOU.
- EXACTLY. IT'S TOTALLY FINE WITH ME.
CHEERS?
all: CHEERS! - ALL RIGHT.
[all cheering]
- HEY. - HELLO, HELLO.
- HELLO. - AH, LOOKS FUN HERE.
[both speaking French]
- I'M FROM PANAMA. - PANAMA, NICE.
- YEAH, BUT I'M TRYING TO LEARN FRENCH, SO--
- OKAY. DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO SAY, UM, "YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL"?
YOU SAY, [speaking French].
- [giggles] I LOVE IT. IT SOUNDS SO PRETTY.
I LOVE IT.
- IT WAS DEFINITELY A LITTLE BIT
LIKE A SPEED DATING, SO I HAD TO GO
FROM ONE GROUP TO ANOTHER.
WHOO!
BUT 20 HOT CHICKS--
I'M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT. [chuckles]
ALL RIGHT, HAVING FUN IN THE SUN?
all: YEAH. - YEAH?
YOU KNOW, GETTING ALL DARK LIKE ME.
- GETTIN' THERE.
- WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
- WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE I LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
- UH, I DON'T KNOW. CLUBBING?
- CLUB--I LOOK LIKE I CLUB, HUH? [Joe laughing]
I'M ACTUALLY A FULL-TIME LAW STUDENT.
- WOW. - YEAH.
BUT I LOOK LIKE A CLUBBER, HUH?
- I MEAN, YOU KNOW, FOR FUN. - WHOO!
I WAS ASKING FOR FUN, YOU KNOW. - I'M JUST KIDDING.
NO, I DO LOVE TO CLUB.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE A LAW STUDENT?
- I AM, YEAH. - THAT'S GREAT.
- NATALIE'S MY FAVORITE.
LOOKING GOOD, GIRL, LOOKING GOOD.
- ANYWAYS, I HAVE TO WALK AROUND.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? - OKAY.
- HEY, MICHELLE. - YES.
- CIARA? - CIARA.
- SO, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
- I'M JUST VERY ADVENTUROUS.
I LIKE TO, YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY,
JUST TRY NEW THINGS, YOU KNOW.
- PURPLE'S A FRONT CENTER.
- WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
- I JUST TRAVEL. I GO TO MAUI...
- OH, YEAH, MAUI'S VERY NICE. - YOU KNOW, JUST TO RELAX.
- WHAT'S NICE IN HAWAII TOO, EVERYONE MOVES SO MUCH SLOWER.
[overlapping agreeing]
YOU HAVE TO SLOW DOWN. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT BEAUTIFUL.
- YEAH. - JOE'S DOING GREAT.
JOE'S LISTENING, HE'S CONNECTING.
IF HE KEEPS THIS UP,
HE'S GONNA FIND THE RIGHT GIRL.
- AH, CHEERS. - OH, CHEERS.
- WHERE ARE YOU FROM AGAIN?
- MEXICO. - OKAY.
- I LIVED IN PARIS TOO. - PARIS?
- YEAH. - I THINK HE DOES LIKE HER.
- I'VE BEEN WATCHING THAT GIRL OVER THERE,
AND I HAVE THE PERFECT GUY FOR HER.
I HAVE A CLIENT NAMED TEAGUE.
HE'S GOT A REALLY DIFFICULT TIME
PICKING THE RIGHT GIRL.
HE'S 25 AND NEEDS A GIRL THAT'S WELL TRAVELED.
I THINK YOLIBETH IS THE PERFECT GIRL FOR TEAGUE.
IF JOE DOESN'T TAKE HER FOR HIMSELF,
I'M GONNA USE YOLIBETH TO TRAIN A PROBLEM CLIENT.
- YEAH, IT'S REALLY HOT.
[both speaking French]
- AND WHAT OTHER LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK?
- UH, RUSSIAN. - I KNOW, UH--
HOW DO YOU SAY "I LOVE YOU"?
- YA TEBYA LYUBLYU. - YA TEBYA LYUBLYU?
IT'S VERY DIFFERENT. YEAH.
- YEAH.
- OKAY, NICE.
- JOE DID REALLY GREAT AT THE MIXER.
HE CONNECTED WITH A LOT OF GIRLS,
EVEN THE GIRLS THAT WERE MEANT FOR FRANK.
HE WAS REALLY THE MAN OF THE HOUR,
AND THE GIRLS LOVED HIM.
- SO YOU'VE HAD 20 GIRLS. - YEAH.
- AND WHOM DO YOU FEEL WAS A BETTER FIT FOR YOU?
- SO, YEAH, I REALLY LIKE MICHELLE.
SHE'S MATURE.
SHE HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER AND ALL THAT,
AND SHE'S GORGEOUS TOO AS WELL, SO I LIKE HER.
UM, NATALIE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S FUN--
A LAW DEGREE.
AND, YOU KNOW, SHE'S REALLY INTERESTING.
- SO, WHOM DO YOU CHOOSE FOR YOUR MASTER DATE?
- UM-- [sighs]
- SO YOU ALL HAD A GREAT TIME MEETING JOE?
[all cheering]
SO, GIRLS, RAISE A TOAST TO YOURSELF, COME ON.
YOU WERE AMAZING. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE GIRLS.
OKAY? BUT MOMENT OF TRUTH.
WHOM DID YOU CHOOSE FOR YOUR MASTER DATE?
AND TELL THE GIRLS WHY.
- I MEAN, ALL OF YOU ARE SMART, BY THE WAY,
AND ALL OF YOU-- I JUST--
I ENJOYED TALKING TO ALL OF YOU...
- AH, HE'S SWEET. - AND ALL.
AND, UH, I CHOSE NATALIE.
[all cheering]
- SHE WAS SHY AND THE DARK HORSE.
GO ON.
- YOU KNOW, SHE'S SMART, AND WE JUST
HAD A GOOD CHEMISTRY.
- OKAY, CHEMISTRY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
SO, IT'S TIME FOR JOE TO MEET HIS DATE.
JOE PICKED MY FAVORITE, NATALIE.
SHE'S REALLY SMART.
SHE'S FINISHING LAW SCHOOL.
SHE'S GOT LOOKS AND BRAINS AND HAS JUST THE RIGHT COMBO
TO GET THIS RUNNING MAN TO STAY PUT.
GOOD JOB!
YOU MAKE A GOOD-LOOKING COUPLE ALREADY.
I HAVE A CLIENT NAMED TEAGUE EGAN
WHO MADE HIS FORTUNE IN SPORTS AND MUSIC.
HEY, TEAGUE. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. - GOOD TO SEE YA.
- I SENT HIM ON A BUNCH OF DATES,
BUT NOTHING STICKS 'CAUSE
HE'S NOT REALLY LISTENING TO ME.
YOLIBETH FROM JOE'S MIXER IS THE RIGHT LOOK FOR HIM.
AND I JUST KNOW SHE'S GONNA
SPARK TEAGUE'S INTEREST BECAUSE
SHE'S FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY.
I'VE BEEN REVIEWING YOUR RECORDS.
WE'VE PUT YOU ON DATES.
WE GET COMPLAINTS YOU FADE AWAY, YOU'RE A DISAPPEARER.
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.
- I LIKE THAT, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.
- A COUPLE OF THE GIRLS CALLED BACK AND SAID,
"WELL, WE HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME,
"AND I WAS EXPECTING HIM
"TO ASK ME OUT FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.
"HE JUST DISAPPEARED.
HE SAID HE WAS GONNA CALL ME."
- THAT GIRL CHRISTINE
THAT YOU HOOKED ME UP WITH LAST TIME, I DATED--
I WENT ON A COUPLE DATES WITH HER, BUT--
- I DON'T THINK SHE WAS THE PROBLEM.
I THINK YOU WERE THE PROBLEM. - OKAY.
- BASICALLY, WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IS YOU'RE DISMISSING THEM.
"I GOT WHAT I NEEDED.
I'M DONE WITH YOU, AND I WANT A NEW DOLL."
- DOESN'T EVERYBODY WANT NEW TOYS?
- NO!
WELL, I'M THINKING ABOUT GIVING YOU SOME TRAINING.
TEAGUE IS A MATCHMAKER'S NIGHTMARE.
HE DOESN'T LISTEN, HE DOESN'T CONNECT.
SO ALL HIS DATES FAIL.
BUT I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GUY,
SO I REALLY WANT TO HELP HIM.
HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE YOU
SLEPT WITH IN THE LAST YEAR?
- LET'S PUT IT AT FOUR. - FOUR.
HOW LONG DID YOU GO OUT WITH EACH OF 'EM?
- THE LONGEST WAS...
TWO MONTHS.
- THAT'S GREAT.
NOW WE'VE GOT TO FIX THIS SITUATION,
WHICH MEANS THE NUMBER ONE RULE IS NO SEX BEFORE MONOGAMY
FOR THREE [bleep] MONTHS.
- BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT'S--
YOU HAVE TO TEST DRIVE THE CAR BEFORE YOU BUY IT.
- OKAY, CUDDLE, KISS, HOLD HANDS,
MAKE OUT, DRY [bleep] HUMP.
NO CLOTHES OFF AND NO SEX.
- OKAY. - SHAKE ON THAT.
SWEAR TO ME. SWEAR! - I SWEAR TO YOU.
I THINK THE RULE IS VERY EXTREME.
THREE MONTHS IS A REALLY LONG TIME.
BUT IF I MAKE PROMISES, THEN I KEEP THEM.
- HOW ABOUT I PUT YOU ON A COOKING DATE?
IT GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO BE CHIVALROUS, YOU KNOW?
- OKAY. - YOU GOTTA HELP HER CUT.
YOU'RE BOTH FLIRTING IN THE KITCHEN.
- I LIKE THAT.
- IT'S A REALLY GOOD ROMANTIC DATE.
AND I HAVE THE PERFECT GIRL
THAT I'M GONNA FIX YOU UP WITH.
- REALLY? - IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
BUT I DON'T FEEL ME PUTTING YOU ON DATES ANYMORE
IS GOING TO WORK WITHOUT ME THERE.
SO I THINK WHAT I'M GONNA DO
IS PUT YOU ON A CHAPERONE DATE
WITH MY BOYFRIEND DAVID AND I.
- REALLY? - AND THIS WAY,
I'M GONNA GET TO SEE HOW YOU ARE.
- OKAY, I'M EXCITED, I'M EXCITED.
- YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH PRACTICE DATING.
DATING IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM. - IT'S NOT.
- 'CAUSE YOU REALLY WANT LOVE, RIGHT?
- YEAH. - I MEAN, YOU REALLY WANT
TO FIND THAT TRUE SOUL MATE?
- THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. - ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
I GOT TO GET GOING TO MY NEXT MEETING.
I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER. - GOOD SEEING YOU.
- OKAY, IT WAS GREAT SEEING YOU, BYE-BYE.
MWAH.
- COMING UP...
- I'M JUST REALLY HOT. - YEAH, YOU ARE HOT,
DEFINITELY.
- ARE YOU GUYS ASKING EACH OTHER QUESTIONS?
HELLO? WAKE UP!
SMELL THE COFFEE.
- SHOW ME WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE.
WHAT LITTLE ROUTINE DID YOU WANT TO SHOW ME?
- I WANTED TO DO A LITTLE DANCE FOR YOU.
- WELL, BRING THE BOYS OUT. LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
- I NEED SOME MUSIC.
[upbeat music]
LEFT, LEFT.
- JUSTIN, YOU SUCK AT THIS. - SHAKE IT.
- OOH, DAVID, YOU GOT A LITTLE *** THERE.
YOUR LULULEMONS ARE REALLY WORKING.
- I KNOW, I PLANNED THIS.
- YOU GOT TO DO A VIDEO HAIR TOO.
COME ON, YOU GOT TO DO VIDEO HAIR.
- YEAH, SHE NEEDS TO SHOW IT.
- THROW THAT WEAVE AROUND.
[laughter]
- MARISA, YOU HAVE CAMEL TOE.
THE WHOLE TIME, YOU HAD CAMEL TOE.
- NO, I DON'T. - IT WAS A BIG ONE.
TRUE THAT, YOU GOT A CAMEL TOE.
I TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULDN'T WEAR THAT.
- NICE!
- HI.
- I INVITED NATALIE TO MARINA BEACH.
WE'RE GONNA PLAY SOME VOLLEYBALL.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THAT SHE ENJOYS WHAT I LIKE TO DO.
WELL, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO RACHEL.
- HI. - I'M RACHEL.
- HI, RACHEL, I'M NATALIE. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- RACHEL IS--SHE'S IN A.V.P. AND A PRO PLAYER.
SHE WAS THE PERFECT PERSON TO BRING HERE
AND HELP NATALIE PLAY VOLLEYBALL.
- I'M GONNA TOSS BALLS TO YOU,
AND YOU CAN WORK ON PASSING. READY?
UP AND DOWN.
WOW, LOOK AT THAT.
HOW ABOUT SERVING?
BASICALLY, JUST, LIKE, MOVE YOUR HAND.
THERE WE GO. - SHE'S A NATURAL.
- OH, RIGHT. - YOU'RE A NATURAL.
I GOT RACHEL TO COME HERE TO TEACH HER HOW TO PLAY,
BUT SHE DIDN'T NEED MUCH COACHING.
I WAS SURPRISED, NICELY SURPRISED.
THERE YOU GO, HEY.
- THAT ONE WORKED. - THERE YOU GO.
- I THINK YOU GUYS ARE READY TO CHALLENGE SOMEONE.
- HEY.
HEY, READY TO PLAY US?
I'M THE KING OF VOLLEYBALL HERE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS ME HERE.
- HEY. - OKAY, LET'S DO THIS.
- YOU GUYS GOT TO WORK ON
YOUR COMMUNICATION A LITTLE BIT.
- YEAH.
- THE RELATIONSHIP IS ABOUT COMMUNICATION.
- OKAY, OKAY. - YOU GOT TO COMMUNICATE.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. - WE GOT THIS.
- CAN'T SEE IN THE SUN-- [grunts]
- OOH! - NO, NO.
- OOH!
- PLAYING A LITTLE BIT OF VOLLEYBALL,
I FEEL LIKE THE CHEMISTRY IS THERE.
HE'S A FUNNY GUY.
I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME.
- I GOT ONE MORE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
- OH, REALLY? I LOVE SURPRISES.
- ALL RIGHT.
- HI. - TEAGUE, THIS IS YOLIBETH.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. YOLIBETH.
- TODAY MY BOYFRIEND DAVID AND I ARE
CHAPERONING A DATE FOR MY CLIENT TEAGUE EGAN.
TEAGUE'S PROBLEM IS HE DOESN'T CONNECT.
HE DOESN'T LISTEN.
AND HE BASICALLY JUST WANTS TO SIT BACK,
RELAX, AND DO NOTHING ON A DATE.
THIS IS LIZ WHO OWNS THE PLACE. - HI, LIZ.
- AND SHE'S GONNA TEACH US HOW TO COOK.
- WE'RE GONNA BE MAKING GLUTEN-FREE PASTA FROM SCRATCH.
- SO TEAGUE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO HELP YOLI WITH HER APRON.
- SO YOU'RE A GOOD COOK?
- YEAH, I LOVE COOKING.
- YOLIBETH, SHE'S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
AND BEING A GENTLEMAN IS ONE OF THE MOST
IMPORTANT THINGS I LEARNED FROM PATTI.
MM, GOOD CRACK.
- OKAY, THROW IT ALL OVER, GO FOR IT.
- THERE YOU GO, PERFECT.
- ARE YOU GUYS ASKING EACH OTHER
QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR LIFE?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING AS YOU COOK.
- YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS.
- [chuckles]
- EACH ONE OF YOU GUYS WILL GET A SHEET
TO PUT INTO OUR PASTA MAKER.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE FETTUCCINI.
WE HAVE--OUR PASTA DOUGH IS ALREADY READY.
- I CAN TRUST YOU NOT TO HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH THIS?
- NO, BUT I'M GONNA HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT
IF YOU DON'T START GETTING INTERESTING.
HELLO, OVER THERE. WAKE UP!
SMELL THE COFFEE.
SOMETIMES MY CLIENTS NEED A LITTLE BIT OF A NUDGE,
BUT IN TEAGUE'S CASE, HE NEEDS A BIG SHOVE.
- YEAH?
SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK?
- I'M MODELING. PRINT MODELING. - NICE.
- DO WANT TO KNOW WHY SHE'S SINGLE?
- YEAH, WHY ARE YOU SINGLE? THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.
YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ANYBODY TO TAKE YOU COOKING.
- OH, MY GOD.
- TEAGUE TODAY IS SUPPOSED TO LEARN
ABOUT CONNECTING WITH HIS GIRL.
HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE PASTA.
HE'S SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT HIS GIRL NEEDS
AND TO KEEP HER INTERESTED AND STIMULATED.
HOW ABOUT WE ALL TAKE A TOAST?
- YES, THERE WE GO, THERE WE GO.
- AT THE MIXER, I LET YOU HAVE TWO-DRINK MAXIMUM.
- TWO-DRINK MINIMUM. [laughs]
- THIS IS TEAGUE AND YOLI'S FIRST DATE.
MAY YOU GUYS FIND TRUE LOVE TONIGHT.
- TRUE LOVE.
- THAT'S FOR YOU. - OH, MY GOSH.
THAT'S SO CUTE. - THERE YOU GO.
- I LOVE IT.
- STRAWBERRIES, AND THEN CRISTAL.
IN FRENCH, SAY CRISTAL.
- CRISTAL. - CRISTAL.
CAN YOU SAY IT AGAIN? CRISTAL.
- I CAN'T-- SORRY. CRISTAL.
- ALL RIGHT. - I CAN'T EVEN--
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. WE'RE GONNA DRINK IT.
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW
TO POUR CHAMPAGNE CORRECTLY, ALL RIGHT?
SO FIRST OF ALL, TRY TO HIT THE BIRDS
RIGHT THERE. - [laughs]
[cork pops] OKAY.
SO YOU HAVE TO JUST INCLINE IT A LITTLE BIT.
THERE YOU GO.
- I'M LEARNING EVERY DAY WITH YOU, HUH?
- WE DO IT ALL. - SO TELL ME ABOUT YOU.
WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT VOLLEYBALL?
- I PLAYED A LOT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
AND I PLAY FOR TWO, THREE YEARS.
THEN WHEN I CAME HERE TO L.A.,
I STARTED TO PLAY BEACH VOLLEYBALL, YOU KNOW?
AND SO--AND I WANT YOU TO COME BACK HERE AND WIN.
WE HAVE TO KEEP ON WINNING.
YOU KNOW, YOU A WINNER. I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU.
- I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU TOO.
- OKAY, GREAT.
- JOE HAD CHAMPAGNE WAITING.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ADORABLE.
HOPEFULLY, DURING DINNER, WE CAN GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER A LITTLE MORE, AND, YOU KNOW,
THAT CHEMISTRY WILL BE THERE. WE'LL SEE.
- SO HOW DO YOU FEEL AFTER VOLLEYBALL?
- I HAD FUN. I'M JUST REALLY HOT.
- YEAH, YOU ARE HOT, DEFINITELY.
- AW. CHARMER.
- OH, I AM FRENCH, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST FRENCH.
- [laughs]
- AFTER WE FINISHED COOKING OUR MEAL,
I GOT TO SIT DOWN WITH TEAGUE
AND TEACH HIM HOW TO WOO HIS WOMAN.
UM, EXCUSE ME.
MM-MM-MM-MM-MM MM-MM-MM.
WELL, THERE YOU GO. - SI, SENORITA.
- SHE GETS IT FIRST. YOU GET IT SECOND.
AND THAT BETTER BE THE WAY YOU ARE IN BED, BABY.
- NOT FOR THREE MONTHS THOUGH.
- [laughs] GOOD ANSWER.
- SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
- OH, COOL. - I LIKE RUNNING TOO.
I'M ACTUALLY TRAINING FOR A MARATHON RIGHT NOW.
- OH, REALLY? WHICH MARATHON? - WOW!
- I'M GONNA DO THE BOSTON MARATHON.
- WOW. - YEAH.
- AND BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED?
- EXACTLY.
- TEAGUE DID ONE THING THAT TOOK IT UP A NOTCH.
HE'S RUNNING THE BOSTON MARATHON
TO GIVE BACK TO THE CITY OF BOSTON.
AND HE WAS VERY HUMBLE ABOUT IT.
ALL IT TAKES IS FOR ONE THING FOR A WOMAN
TO GET IMPRESSED, AND GAME OVER, YOU GOT HER.
- WE SHOULD RUN TOGETHER.
- WHEN TEAGUE FIRST WALKED IN,
I THOUGHT HE WAS A TYPICAL L.A. GUY.
BUT ACTUALLY, I WAS REALLY SURPRISED.
THERE WAS CHEMISTRY, YOU KNOW.
I REALLY, REALLY FELT IT.
- I THINK THAT WE MIGHT GO OUT AFTER DINNER.
- OH, THIS IS GOOD.
- IF HER FRIEND WANTS TO COME AND MY FRIENDS WANT TO COME,
THEN WE'RE ALL GONNA GO OUT TOGETHER.
- UH, UH, UH, WHY ARE WE BRINGING OUR FRIENDS IN ON IT?
NO, NO, NO. BAD--
- SHOULD I CHANGE THAT? SHOULD I CHANGE THAT?
- THINGS AREN'T GONNA GET BETTER WITH A BUNCH
OF KNUCKLEHEADS RUNNING AROUND YOU
GETTING DRUNK ALL NIGHT, OKAY?
- OKAY.
- I BELIEVE IN INTIMACY FIRST.
FRIENDS COME LATER.
THAT'S WAY DOWN THE ROAD.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. WHEN WE MET--
- I GAVE YOU A BIG KISS.
- NOT JUST ANY KISS, A FRENCH KISS.
- YOU'RE GIVING ME A LOT TO LIVE UP TO RIGHT NOW.
- AND BASICALLY, HE WAS REALLY SO SWEET.
- SO ROMANTIC.
- AFTER ACTUALLY GOING OUT WITH PATTI
AND SEEING HOW SHE INTERACTS
WITH HER BOYFRIEND, I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
- TO CONNECTING, CONNECTING. - THERE WE GO.
- GOOD FRIENDS AND GREAT FOOD.
- WE ARE AT SOLEIL.
WE ARE HERE, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
I WANT NATALIE TO EXPERIENCE GREAT FRENCH FOOD.
IT'S NOT THE FANCIEST PLACE,
BUT, YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY AUTHENTIC.
CHEERS. - CHEERS.
- THIS IS THE REAL JOE BAYEN, YOU KNOW.
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY, YOU KNOW, DOWN-TO-EARTH.
AND I LIKE PEOPLE THAT ARE REALLY DOWN-TO-EARTH TOO.
SO, YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY, YOU KNOW,
SHE WILL MEET THAT CRITERIA.
DO YOU LIKE CHEESE?
- I LOVE CHEESE, ANY TYPE.
- DO YOU LIKE BLUE CHEESE? - I LOVE ALL CHEESE.
- THERE YOU GO. - OH, THANK YOU.
IT'S AMAZING. IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN.
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I--
- YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? - WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S MOLD.
- IS IT REALLY? - [chuckles] IT IS.
- I'VE REALLY BEEN ENJOYING MY TIME WITH JOE.
AND IT FEELS GOOD FOR JOE TO GIVE ME
ALL OF HIS ATTENTION AND BE SUPER INTO ME.
I DON'T HATE IT.
- SO WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
WE HAD SOME NICE CRISTAL, YOU KNOW,
SO A LITTLE BIT OF "BLING-BLING,"
YOU KNOW, BUT NOW THIS IS REALLY ME.
I'M NOT ALL ABOUT MONEY.
I COME FROM REALLY HUMBLE BEGINNINGS,
AND I JUST WANT ALSO THE PERSON THAT I DATE
TO LIKE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE.
- MM-HMM. I LIKE THE MESSAGE BEHIND THAT,
THAT YOU WANT TO STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF,
AND YOU LIKE TO KEEP YOUR HUMBLENESS.
I LIKE THAT. I FELT LIKE HE OPENED UP
TO ME A LOT AND KINDA TOLD ME
MORE ABOUT WHO HE IS AS A PERSON.
IT MADE THE DAY A LITTLE-- A LITTLE SWEETER.
WELL, I THINK THAT THE REASON I CAME TO THIS
IS 'CAUSE I WANTED PATTI
TO PAIR ME UP WITH SOMEONE THAT ALREADY HAD,
YOU KNOW, GOALS AND ASPIRATIONS,
AND I WASN'T, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HAVING TO
SEND 'EM TO WORK OR WHATEVER.
AND THAT PERSON WILL BRING OUT,
YOU KNOW, THE POSITIVE IN ME. - THE BEST IN YOU.
- AND I WANT TO HELP BRING OUT THE BEST IN THEM.
I WANT TO BUILD AN EMPIRE TOGETHER.
- YOU WANT TO BUILD AN EMPIRE. - YEAH, YOU KNOW.
- TEAMWORK. - IT'S TEAMWORK.
- JUST LIKE VOLLEYBALL IS TEAMWORK.
- EXACTLY! THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
SO...THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
- OKAY.
LISTEN, I CAME HERE JUST THINKING OF,
YOU KNOW, ALL THE GIRLS WERE HERE,
YOU KNOW, JUST TO GO AFTER MY MONEY.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I LIKE WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
AND, YOU KNOW--AND I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING,
AND I LIKE YOU--FIRST YOU'RE HONEST, SO, YOU KNOW...
CHEERS TO THAT. - CHEERS.
- I THINK WE HAVE AN AMAZING CHEMISTRY,
YOU KNOW, AND IT'S TIME FOR ME SLOW DOWN
AND TRUST SOMEONE THAT'S SMART AND DRIVEN, FUNNY.
AND SHE'S ALL THAT, SO I'M PRETTY HAPPY.
I HOPE I SEE YOU SOON. - YOU WILL.
both: CHEERS.
- COMING UP--
- SO HOW WAS YOUR DATE?
- SHE'S PRETTY AMAZING.
- HIGH-FIVE ME ON THAT. THAT'S AWESOME.
DID YOU KISS HER?
- I'M GONNA CALL YOLIBETH
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENED WITH TEAGUE.
HOPEFULLY, HE WAS A GENTLEMAN.
HEY, YOLIBETH, IT'S PATTI.
I WANTED TO FIND OUT HOW YOU FELT ABOUT TEAGUE.
OKAY--
OH, OKAY, WELL, THIS IS EVEN BETTER.
SO WHEN DO YOU PLAN TO GO OUT WITH HIM AGAIN?
OH, YOU LIKE HIM? THIS IS GOOD.
MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
TEAGUE CONNECTED WITH YOLIBETH,
AND HE'S STILL INTERESTED.
HI. HAVE A SEAT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT TEAGUE HAS TO SAY.
SO I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH YOLI.
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE
KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH EACH OTHER.
- YEAH, IT'S GOING REALLY WELL,
AND WE'RE GONNA SEE EACH OTHER THIS WEEKEND.
- IT'S HER BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND.
DID SHE TELL YOU THAT? - IS IT REALLY?
NO, SHE DIDN'T. - YEAH, IT'S HER BIRTHDAY, YEAH.
- NICE. - SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO
SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR HER.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO?
- WHAT ABOUT SALSA DANCING?
- I LIKE SALSA DANCING. - GOOD ONE!
OH, I LIKE THAT IDEA. - I'LL DO THAT.
- AND THEN BRING HER FLOWERS
AND MAYBE HAVE A DINNER SET UP.
SO DO YOU LIKE HER? - YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- OKAY. - YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
- YOU'RE NOT DATING ANYONE ELSE?
- NO. - NO? KEEP IT UP.
- I WILL. - YOU KNOW,
LET THIS BE YOUR NEW PERSONALITY.
- SOUNDS GOOD.
- I'M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED WITH TEAGUE.
HE REALLY LISTENED, AND HE'S ON HIS ROAD
TO GREAT SUCCESS WITH YOLIBETH.
FINALLY, MY MATCHMAKING NIGHTMARE
CAN TURN INTO A DREAM COME TRUE.
JUSTIN, LET'S CALL NATALIE, JOE'S DATE.
[phone line ringing]
- HELLO? - HEY, NATALIE,
IT'S PATTI AND JUSTIN.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- SHE SOUNDS IN A GOOD MOOD.
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DATE WITH JOE?
OH, COOL.
- NICE. - OOH.
OH, WOW.
- DID HE TRY AND KISS YOU?
- DID HE HUG YOU?
DID HE ASK YOU OUT AGAIN?
WOW, WELL, LET ME HEAR WHAT JOE HAS TO SAY,
AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU.
- OKAY.
- COULD IT BE THAT HELL FROZE OVER,
AND ONE OF MY MILLIONAIRES ACTUALLY LISTENED?
NOW I JUST NEED TO GET THE SCOOP FROM JOE
AND PRAY THAT HE'S NOT A.D.D. AND RUNNING OFF.
- THAT'S FOR YOU. - WOW, BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
SO, HOW WAS YOUR DATE?
- SHE'S PRETTY AMAZING. - YEAH?
- SO, THANKS. YOU KNOW, WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
THERE'S GOOD CHEMISTRY OVERALL.
- YOU GONNA GO OUT WITH HER AGAIN?
- YEAH, WE'RE GONNA MEET UP IN VEGAS.
- WOW, THEN YOU DEFINITELY ARE NOT THE RUNNING MAN.
THAT'S PRETTY-- HIGH-FIVE ME ON THAT.
THAT'S AWESOME.
DID YOU KISS HER? - NO.
I JUST FOLLOWED YOUR ADVICE. I JUST--
- WELL, NO, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO KISS.
I JUST SAID, "NO SEX."
- NOW HE'S LIKE, "DANG IT!"
- KISSING'S OKAY. TONGUE IS OKAY.
- OKAY. THANK YOU.
NO, SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.
THAT'S THE TYPE OF GIRL I WAS LOOKING FOR, SO--
- THAT'S GOOD. - SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
- VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. - GOOD.
I'M SO PROUD OF MY RUNNING MAN.
HE ACTUALLY IS FOCUSING ON THE GIRL AND SETTLING DOWN.
IF HE KEEPS THIS UP, HE'S GONNA HAVE
THE BEST SUCCESS IN HIS LIFE,
WHICH IS A HAPPY MARRIAGE.
- NEXT ON THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER...
- IT'S FROM ANDREW CHRISTIAN.
- HE'S THAT GUY THAT HAS THE UNDERWEAR STORE.
- I'M, LIKE, THE GAY HUGH HEFFNER.
I HAVE BOYS RUNNING AROUND IN THEIR UNDERWEAR,
ANSWERING THE DOOR IN UNDERWEAR.
- KATHY WAKILE'S IN TOWN, MY FRIEND FROM JERSEY.
- SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE SEEN ME ON
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY.
I'M KATHY'S YOUNGER SISTER.
- HAVE YOU HAD ANY GIRLFRIENDS?
- WE GOT A 46-YEAR-OLD *** OVER HERE, BASICALLY.
- OKAY, WILL YOU LEAVE HER ALONE?
IT'S A [bleep] IN THE HOUSE. - NO.
- HOW MUCH DO YOU BENCH PRESS?
- HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
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