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But i've always found religion to be fascinating.
Ideas such as how people act on their beliefs.
Pro-lifers murdering doctors!
Pro-lifers murdering people!
Its irony on a base level but i like it.
Its really basic irony but still you can get a hoot.
It's a hoot.
It's a *** hoot!
Hey Bill, i can really kill your ***.
Thats what fundamentalism breeds, no irony...
...you see they take the word literally you know.
Once again, I recommend a healthy dose of psilocybin mushrooms.
Three weeks ago two of my friends and I went to a ranch in Fredericksburg, Texas...
...and took what Terence McKenna calls "a heroic dose."
Five dried grams.
Let me tell you, our third eye was squeegeed quite cleanly.
And I'm glad they're against the law...
...cause you know what happened when I took 'em?
I laid in a field of green grass for four hours, going:
"My God, I love everything"
The heavens parted, God looked down and rained gifts of forgiveness...
...onto my being healing me on every level...
...psychically, physically, emotionally...
...and I realized our true nature is spirit, not body, that we are eternal beings...
...and God's love is unconditional, there's nothing we can ever do to change that.
It is only our illusion that we are separate from God, or that we are alone...
...in fact the reality is we are one with God and He loves us.
Now, if that isn't a hazard to this country...
Do you see my point?"
How are we gonna keep building nuclear weapons, you know what I mean?
What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one?
It's gonna *** up the economy.
The economy that's fake anyway.
Which would be a real bummer, you know.
You can see why the government's cracking down...
...on the idea of experiencing unconditional love.
Isn't it interesting that the two drugs that are legal, alcohol and cigarettes...
...the two drugs that do absolutely nothing for you whatsoever...
...and drugs that grow naturally on this planet...
...drugs that open your eyes up to make you realize...
...how you're being *** every day of your life...
...those drugs are against the law.
Coincidence? I don't know.
I‘m sure their motives are pure.
Isn't that great? Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that!
I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
Its growing on cow turds!
Heaven is in a cows butt!
-I know where heaven is. -Where?
-In a cows ***.
Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord.
Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
Stuff like that.