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REEEAAAAA! (SCARY NOISE) BEKABEKAHHH (CHICKEN NOISE)
PALEONTOLOGIST HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW DINO SPECIES ONCE AGAIN! PICTURE A OSTRICH/ ALLIGATOR
HYBRID! ITS CALLED THE ANZU WYLIEI (AN-ZU ALL-IN-U) AND THEY’RE CALLING IT THE CHICKEN
FROM HELL! IT WEIGHS UP TO 660 POUNDS AND STANDS ABOUT
10 FEET TALL, OH! AND IT CARRIES 4 INCH CLAWS ….I CAN SEE WHERE IT GETS IT’S NICKNAME,
ITS ACTUAL NAME ANZU-- WHICH ACCORDING TO ANCIENT MYTHOLOGY WAS A BIRDLIKE DEMON. (AHHHHHHHH)
WELL IM GLAD HES GONE TODAY.
THIS GIANT BIRD HAS BEEN COMPARED TO REPTILES BECAUSE OF IT’S LONG TAIL AND OTHER REPTILIAN
LIKE FEATURES. IT HAS A BONEY CRUSTED HEAD LIKE THE CASSOWARY BIRD, IT ROCKS A BEAK,
AND IT HAS A JAW JOINT THAT ALLOWS ITS BEAK TO SLIDE BACK AND FORTH TO CUT UP ITS FOOD,
IF IT BEEN VEGETATION OR SMALL ANIMALS. OH! AND GET THIS...THE 66-MILLION YEAR OLD FOSSIL
WAS DISCOVERED IN A PLACE CALLED HELL CREEK BETWEEN NORTH AND SOUTH DAKOTA.
BUT THIS CHICKEN FROM HELL IS THE SECOND LARGEST OVIRAPTOROSAUR, EVER DISCOVERED. SIDES NOTE….OVIRAPTOROSAURS
ARE A GROUP OF FEATHERED MANIRAPTORAN DINOS FROM THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD, WHO LIVED IN WHAT
IS NOW ASIA AND NORTH AMERICA...SO!! IN THE END…. THIS DISCOVERY PROVIDES FURTHER EVIDENCE
THAT BIRDS REALLY ARE DESCENDANTS OF DINOS! JUST REALLY REALLY SMALL DINOS……