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Alright! It's time for everybody's favorite part of the class, and I'm talkin' about "spelling"!! Ha ha ha ha, yeah.
Now...
Can somebody tell me how to spell "icup"?
-- Yes, Tails? -- Can you use it in a sentence, please?
--"I'm telling you to spell 'icup." -- "Icup." I... c... u... p. "Icup."
And I hope you enjoy it as much as I do! Heh heh, yeah!
Mm, uh, the next word is... "trichomoniasis." Ha ha, I love that ***.
Ohh! Oh, hey! Uh, yeah. You! Knuckles! Yeah!
Go on, Knuckles
Go.
"Trichomoniasis."
T... r... i... c... h... o... m... o... n... i... a... s... i... s. "Trichomoniasis." -- Hope ya get it! Anyway, the next word is... "oh."
Allow me to use it in a sentence!!
"Hello there, Bobby! Your father just died."
What does Bobby say? He says "Oh."
Alright, yeah. Like that, okay?
Anyone care to spell it for me?
Anybody?
ANYBODY?
The word is "Oh" for Christ's sake!
Somebody better do it, or else everybody's going to get ***!
I'm gonna make out with your parents at parent- teacher conferences and tell them how much
you guys love to talk about My Little Pony!!
If nobody volunteers... you all are going to be ***!
So, now I will ask...
Is there anybody?
Oh, yes. Sonic.
Spell the word for me.
Heh heh, yeah!
Don't know? Were you not paying attention?!
Let me show you what happens when you don't pay attention!
Any volunteers?
Ooh! Yes, ma'am! Yes, ma'am! Pick me, pick me!
Ugh... fine. Silver, come up here.
Class, this is your good...
erm...
friend... Silver the Hedgehog.
Silver didn't pay attention in class today.
Did you, Silver?!
Nuh-uh!
No, sir-ee! I just dicked around all day and tried to figure out how to spell my own name!
Silver, would you do me a favor and step over in that *** corner?
No prob, Bob! He he he he!
What now? D-d-d-do I get a toy?
Okay. Let's start from the ground up.
We'll begin with introductions since you seem to have a problem with saying anything.
When somebody says hello to you...
You should say:
"How do you do? Please, let me sniff your taint."
It's as formal as dicks,
and you need to speak like a *** regal *** if you want to succeed!
Now, let's practice...
"Hi, there, you spiny ***-whiffer."
***!!
Answer when I speak to you!
Again...
"Hi, you disgusting inbred halfbreed!"
***...
Eh, close enough.
Alright, moving on.
If someone, for some dumb reason or another, thanks you for *** them in the ***...
The polite thing to say is...
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
The louder and longer you hold it, the better! Heh heh, yeah!
But if YOU want to be the one thanking them for sealing your *** cheeks together with man glue, say:
"UGUUUUUU~!!!! ^-^"
Got it?
Okay, so let's pretend I just gave you a ***. Heh, heh, yeah.
What would'ja say?
You're *** worthless! No wonder Modern Sonic got better levels than you!
"What if I was thanking you for nailing my mom so I wouldn't have to?"
Don't mention it! Good, you're actually learning! Damn, I'm good at this job.
Alright. Last lesson, ***.
There's nothing cooler than being in games that people like,
but if Sega tries to put you in games that suck serious nards, that's no good!
So tell them: "Only if I can skull-*** all of you!"
That means you don't want any of that ***!
Good. Class is now over.
Time to pay up.
I didn't work my *** off for nothing!
Stick your *** in my *** cove. Heh, heh, yeah. -- Holy ***!!
Ow... My sexy pregnant balls... Heh, heh, yeah...
***! You fail! You fail, you son of a niaaahhghh... awww... heh, heh, yeah...
Whoa, you totally beat the *** out of McAss-Hair!
Nice!
Dude, the whole gang's getting together to go chill at the arcade! You wanna come?
Only if I can skull-*** all of you.