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Okay...
Wow! Really?
Probably could have eased into that a little more.
I'm sorry. I saw an opening and I just kind of went for it.
Are you sure?
Sure enough that I'm living with a guy named Steve.
But what about you and Mom?
Ben, I loved your Mom.
Being with her was like driving a great car.
And then one day that car throws your suitcase out on the front lawn,
so you get on a plane, and you realize...
Holy cow!
I'm a pilot.
Along with your delivery, you might wanna work on your analogies.
They say the first time you talk to someone is the hardest,
so when I talk to your mother and your brother, I'm sure--
Oh, no no no no no!
You cannot tell Mom or Danny.
At least not now. I've got a happy family photo to take,
and just because gay means happy, it doesn't mean they will be.
I just hate to be dishonest.
Dad, it's only dishonest if someone asks.
And trust me, no one is gonna ask.
Ask what?
How quickly we can change the subject?
I have a friend who's thinking about coming out.
To visit?
Of the closet.
Why is he in--
Oh... that closet. Got it!
But he's not ready to come out yet.
Actually, I think he is.
What's the big deal? If he's gay, he's gay.
It just means more ladies for me.
See? Totally on board.
But if your friend's gay today,
he'll probably still be gay tomorrow.
Say, after 5:00?
I'm not exactly sure how that works,
but I think he's right.
All right, it's cool. He's waited this long,
I'm sure he can wait another day.
Thank you.
I'm pretty I know who your friend is.
You do?
And you're okay with that?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Oh, that's great.
That is so great.
Oh, you know what? I'm gonna take this.
Let's just keep this between us for now.
Ben's worried if your mother finds out she's gonna freak.
- Totally. It's our secret. - Thank you.
Hey, bro, just know...
I'll always love you.
Thanks.
But you're still gonna have to pay for this beer.