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The only thing better than Total Divas are Total Divas that are stuck traveling together
on a bus! I'm so happy!
Nikki falls back in like with John Cena on the pier and all is swell in Bella land until
Tamina super kicks one of her teeth out. Embarrassed by her barely noticeable snaggle tooth, she
spends the better part of the show avoiding her boyfriend despite their recent reconciliation.
After not talking to or seeing the woman he just professed his undying love to for a few
days,
Cena gets the sense that MAYBE something is wrong.
And in what could only be described as a Full House moment tells her that he's proud of
her for being tough! Aww, they really are soul mates. And by soul
mates I mean awkward. Like, SO, Awkward.
Thanks for making it weird guys. Brie and Bryan invite the gang to travel with
them on their new tour bus. What could possibly go wrong?
Envious of Eva's success, Cameron strikes back and spreads Big Red's slutty pictures
all over work. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Don't be a Bully Cammy... Be
a star!! The only thing faker than Cameron's apology
to Eva is Summer Rae's personality around the girls.
But I hope that Natty and Summer NEVER work out their differences so Natty can keep saying
things like this: "Today you can be the cat's meow, and tomorrow
you'll be whatever the hell is in the litter box."
and "When there are two chiefs it turns into a
*** contest and at the end of the day I know my *** is stronger than yours."
Yeah! That's the dungeon talking. This week Total Divas taught me that if someone
less talented than me gains success,
(trance like voice) that I must must destroy her at all costs.
and that a tour bus can fueled by pure shade and cattiness.
Don't give me that look. These are lessons we need to learn people!
The IWC's delight, the dime that shines bright. Too pretty to be mad, too suh-weet to be sad!
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