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Hey beardlovers. Hehe. Comedic intro. Funny line, funny line. Pithy comment. Pithy comment.
- Oh gross! - What's gross?
- Stop talking about urine. That's just base comedy.
- No. I said "pithy." - Gross!
- Oh come on, my lisp isn't that bad. - My lisp isn't that bad.
- Pithy's an actual word. Pithy. Having substance and point.
- Point your substance someplace else. I'm making breakfast.
- Pith off. Clone, where's my breakfast? I've been waiting
an entire intro. - Here you go.
- Oh, thank you. Ugh, what's this? It tastes like pith.
- You asked for toast and jam. - I asked for toast and jelly.
- What's the difference? - What's the difference? Jelly's way better.
- I enjoy jam. - I hate both.
- I think they're both just fine. - I'd be interesting to hear your reasoning
behind that. And I'd be interested to hear my own reasoning. Click on one of us and you'll
go to another video where we explain ourselves. And if you're on a phone, there's links in
the doobly-doo. So... yeah. Either you like jelly... jam... both or neither. So click
on one of us, please. Gross. Mmm. Disgusting. I don't like this
but I'm gonna keep eating it 'cause there's food in front of me and I cannot turn down
food. Did you pick one yet? You better pick one.
If you don't pick one... umm... I'll pour this poison on my toast. 'Kay? Pouring this
poison on my toast. Oh boy. You know it's poison 'cause it says poison. I'm gonna eat
it and die if you don't pick one soon. You gonna you pick one? Alright.
Actually, that poison doesn't taste too bad. - Is he dead? Then we don't have to go in
the alligator pit? That's kind of bittersweet, isn't it?