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-[groans] Bored. I'm boreder than bored.
I'm bored-a-lama-dama-ding-*** bored. [laughs] Bored.
-Ow! Watch it, butterfingers.
-Hey! Another orange!
-Yeah, what of it? And where am I?
-You're in the kitchen. Are you my uncle?
-No. Don't be stupid.
-Are you my cousin? -No. Now shut up.
-Are you my sister's aunt's cousin's dog's father?
-You're barkin' up the wrong tree, bucko.
-[laughs] Good one.
Man, you're a funny orange.
-I'm not the funny orange. I'm the angry orange.
You hear me? YOU HEAR ME?
-Yeah, I'm not the deaf orange. [laughs]
-[grumbles loudly]
-Hey! Hey, Ornery Orange! Ornery Orange!
-You are so very, very dumb!
-Heck, no. In fact, I'm pretty fast.
I can spin 30 times in three seconds while motorboating.
-Um... okay. -Want to see?
-Not even a little. -Too late!
[fluttering lips, husk skidding against counter]
-Oh, stop it!
-Wah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-I got to get out of here.
I just need to figure out where "here" is.
-I told you-- you're in the kitchen.
-Yeah? Thanks, Captain Obvious.
-I'm not Captain Obvious. He's over there.
-I'm sitting on the stove. [chuckles]
-Is everyone here a numskull?
-I'm not a numskull. I'm an orange.
[laughs]
-[chuckling]: Oranges are orange.
-Hey, hey Uncle Ornery. I got a joke.
What does a grumpy cow saw?
-Uh, he probably says,
"SHUT YOUR YAPPER!"
-No, it says, "I'm moooody." [laughs]
-Oh, I get it! [laughs]
Moooooody. [chuckles]
-That was so stupid. -No, it was a pun.
-Okay, your turn, Grumpy Grandpa Orange.
Tell a joke. -I got to get out of here.
I can't take it anymore. I need to call someone!
-[gasps] Ooh, he's got an iPhone!
-Order us a pizza! Order us a pizza!
-[grumbles] -Pizza?!
Get extra anchovies, bro!
-Ooh-ooh, get peppers on it! -Olives!
-Pepperoni! -Extra cheese!
-Pineapple! -Canadian bacon!
-Mexican bacon! -Stuffed crust!
-Cat whiskers! -Deep dish!
-Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP!
Did you just say cat whi-- never mind!
I'm not ordering a pizza; I am calling a cab
so I can leave this horrible place!
-Ooh! Road trip! I'll pack my bags.
-You are not coming! Ugh!
[calmly]: Siri, I need a cab.
-(Siri) Did you say, "I need a crab?"
-[enunciating]: Siri, I need to call a cab.
-I found five restaurants that serve crab near you.
Would you like to see them?
-No. Cab! Cccccaaaabbbbb!
-Rhyme time! Jab, fab, stab,
crab... mab. -I'm wearing a hat!
-[irate grumble] I can't take it! Siri!
[slowly]: I WANT A CAB!!!
-Are you searching for hermit crab or king crab?
-RAAAAAAHH!!!
-King crab is already here. [laughs]
-I...CAN'T...TAKE... IT...ANY...MORE!
-[gasps] That's gonna void the warranty!
-I don't care! I hate this place!
I hate this phone. I mostly hate you two.
I just want a cab... so I can get out of here!
-Oh! You mean Crab Cab!
-I said cab! CAB!
[screeching]: CAAAB!!!
-No. Crab Cab!
[crash!] -Oww!!
Argh! -Yo, somebody want a cab?
-Hmm... no. I'm pretty sure he said "crab."
-I'm still wearing a hat.
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-[Orange laughs] Knife!