JG: "Ladies and gentlemen, from the Beatles-- John Lennon and Paul McCartney!" (excited screams and applause as they walk out) JG: "Good evening, good evening. Can I ask you...
Today is a big day. Here is your first lightsaber. It is now time for you to learn how to control this formidable weapon, which only the Jedi and Sith master with perfection. The golden rule: never...