I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a...
My name is Caine, and I am 9 years old. My arcade is named Caine's Arcade. It's open on weekends only. And, it's really cheap. Caine does not pass by an arcade without stopping...