Workaholics

Dude, these EDM fests are insane, man. Look at this, dude. We gotta go. I say we give up our rock star lifestyles and go straight electronic, dude. Uh, I don't know if I can sign off on that. I got a...

I'm not saying I'm pro-bullying, but... At what point does the anti-bullying campaign just start bullying the cool kids? - Right. - Exactly. That's what I'm sayin'. We could be losing like a whole...

♪ They found me in the woods ♪ ♪ 'Cause I was raised by possums ♪ ♪ You wouldn't believe it, but the life was awesome ♪ ♪ I was the most crucial marsupial ♪ Can I help you? Oh! Oh! Ders, I didn't...

Welcome to American Gladiate-Ders! Contestant, you will have two minutes to finish the obstacle course without getting shot down by Blake. Actually, uh, my gladiator name is "Slaybraham...

Okay, flank. Get around, go flank left. Are you [Bleep] ready to die? - Okay. - No, no, no, no. - You're gonna die, okay? - Yeah. And please, stop calling us the [Bleep] word, all right? It's...

Although, I do have this neanderthal jaw here, so I'm gonna go with I'm a six. Well, you're too skinny. I think you could be a seven if you weren't so skinny. 'Cause, like, girls love a little squish....

{pub}You die, okay? You're dead. There's nothing. Just your body getting eaten by worms and slugs. - Ugh. - Yeah, I don't know, though. I think that heaven is real, and I'm gonna go to it, 'cause,...

Here, the cubs from a local pride of lions... - Oh, my God! - Dude, what? I just realized that tomorrow's Wednesday, and Karl's gonna bring our brick o' bud. Oh, and he's excited. That's cute. Oh,...

He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working. He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working. He wags his dick like a doggy tail. - Ooh-ooh! - Okay, all right. He wags his dick like a doggy...

Go! Yeah! Up! Go! Yeah! Oh! Go! Hi-yo! Sonic boom! Go! Oh! The Professor! What? What? What? Stop him? You can barely hope to contain him! Uh-oh. I got it. I got my gun, baby. Boom, boom, boom, boom....