A giant diamond for a spoiled wife Worth more dough than you'll earn your whole life Divorce after two months is not a crime Says the mom whose book came out the same time It's time for them to get...
I was doing alright I've been well behaved Bad things of my life I thought I was saved I was gone so long Hard at work on tour Got my cable turned back on Didn't know what was in store I turned on the...
Wake up in the morning, gonna find a Guido A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy Who might look good in a Speedo Before I leave, tease my hair Put the poof in the back And most importantly I gotta bronze my...
Ouch Ouch Ouch It's time for me ro say this Addressing all you guys Except for all the drag queens Who deserve a noble prize But the straight guys They don't realize What we go through everyday And...