Victoria wood

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.

I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.

All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.

I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write...

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can...

I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.