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[MUSIC PLAYING] GAME SHOW HOST: Welcome back to the Newlywed Game. Let's say hello again to our contestants. From Branson, Missouri, John and Abigail Stevens. And from Flint, Michigan, Ted and...
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I did the clapping. Do you want to bring it in, Steve? OK. [THEME MUSIC] (YELLING) Hey, it's Nerd Comment Commentaryyyyyy! Woo! It's a-- oh! Oh my god. That was amazing. OK, ready?...
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I...am so pretty. Did you really just say that? Jesus Christ get the fuck over yourself. Morning, students. I'm your new English teacher, John Michael McNeely. I'm gonna be taking over...
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Alright, sweetie, have fun at your rehearsal. Practice, Tristan. It's called practice. Eh, you say potato, I say blow me. Hahaha! Ok, later, I love you! Love you too! Now get the fuck out of...
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So what you're telling me is the shitstorm that has been our lives is all because of you? Oh Mackenzie, the shitstorm is only just beginning... We're gonna have a great year! Take it...
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Eh! Eh! Eh! Mom! Mom! Mommy! What is it Mikayla? Mommy's busy with her Adderall and Zinfandel. Zinferall... Adderdel... Zinafa... Zan can... Mom! I can't reach the Gushers! Mikayla,...
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Ewwwwwww!!! Mackenzie, what the fuck are we looking at? Hipsters, Brittnay, motherfucking hipsters. Ewwwww!!! Wait, so is hipster a technical term for people that get dressed in the dark? No, Trisha,...
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Hiiiieeeee!!! Oh...that's a first. I guess we're early. Here I am. Finally. The promised land. The 2013 Little Miss Overland Park Pageant. Welcome to the first day of the rest of your...
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Jesus Christ, Mackenzie, your New Year's party fucking blows. Oh really, Britt, thanks, I hadn't noticed. I don't know, this cheese plate is pretty good. No, Trisha, the fact...
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Young with too much cash, watch how I came up fast They say I'm next to get it They bring your name up last And while I made it splash, rappers came and passed But still I ask myself How long...
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