Trey parker

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

I can feel myself dying inside.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and...

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.