Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.