Talesfromthecrypt

This is my friend Misty who is 36 years old and she enjoys every minute of it. Misty wrote out her story to share with you all. Normally she has a Dynavox, which is a machine that speaks aloud what...

Knock, Knock (door opens) MARTY: Jim, I can't believe your here! I've been calling and calling and I'm so glad your here JIM: yeah man look, I don't mean to be a dick...

What was that. Just the stairs. Geek. But stone stairs don't creek Stu. Aww! It's a little poochie. A dog? A dog named Fifi. Sounds even more scarier than you are. Probably some kind...

[SHRIEK] [SHRIEK] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! TALES FROM THE CRYPT. 7. HELLO KIDDIES WHAT'S IN YOU? I WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF MY DEADLY DOZEN. FIRST I DO A FEW PULL UPS. THEN A FEW JUMPING...

(THUNDER CLAPPING) (GATE CREAKING) (SCREECHING) (DOOR CREAKING) (DOOR CREAKING) (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) (CACKLING) (CRYPT KEEPER SPEAKING) Fall in! Did you hear me, maggot? I said fall in! (THUDDING)...

[SHRIEK] [SHRIEK] AH HA HA HA! TALES FROM THE CRYPT. OH, HELLO KIDDIES. TONIGHT'S COFFIN CAPER IS SO CRAMMED WITH GHASTLY GREED SICKENING SEX AND VOMITUS VIOLENCE. THAT PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS...

[SCREAMING] [LIGHTNING STRIKES] [THUNDER] [WOLF HOWLS] [DOOR CREAKS] [SCREAMING] [EVIL WHISPERING] AH HA HA HA HA HA! GOOD EVENING, CREEPS. AND WELCOME ABOARD TALES FROM THE CRYPT SCARELINES FLIGHT...

[SHRIEK] [CREAK] [CREAK] [SHRIEK] AH HA HA HA HA! GREETINGS, ART LOVERS. VINCENT VAN GHOUL HERE WITH ANOTHER MORBID MASTERPIECE SURE TO PAINT YOU INTO A "CORONER." HA HA HA HA HA!...

[SHRIEK] [SQUEAK] [SQUEAK] [WHISPERING VOICES] AAH HA HA HA! WELCOME ABOARD, FRIGHTSEERS. LOOKING FOR A LITTLE... HELLIDAY FUN? YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE SPECIALIZE IN ALL SORTS OF...

(THUNDER CLAPPING) (GATE CREAKING) (SCREECHING) (DOOR CREAKING) (DOOR CREAKING) (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) (CACKLING) (CRYPT KEEPER SPEAKING) Greetings infesters! I'll be with you in a moment. I...