Stoopidcupid

I WILL BE HAPPY TO E-MAIL YOU THE ITINERARY FOR THE EUROPEAN TOUR. NO, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL. OKAY, THANK YOU, BYE-BYE. WHO ATE MY YOGURT? WHICH ONE OF YOU GREEDY, SELFISH, LITTLE -- OH,...

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] HEY, YOU. HI. OH, GOD. GET A ROOM. OH, WAIT, THIS IS YOUR ROOM. SORRY. I'M JUST SO EXCITED THAT BEN DOESN'T HAVE TO WORK THIS AFTERNOON. IT'S BEEN, LIKE, A...

OH, AND DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES SO MUCH WHEN YOU'RE SINGING. AND SMILE! AND DON'T FORGET TO SHOW OFF YOUR BUTT. GIRLS LIKE BUTT. DOES THIS GIRL LIKE IT? BEN, I'M YOUR...

WHEN WE LAST LEFT VAL AND HOLLY... HEY, VAL, I'M SORRY, BUT JULIE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AND TOLD ME THAT RICK CALLED HER. AND YOU BELIEVED HER? RICK LEFT JULIE FOR ME. SHE HATES ME....

I HAVE THE LAMEST MUSIC COLLECTION, AND I JUST WANTED TO TRY -- HEY, INTERESTING HOW DURING THE MOVIE YOU KEPT GRABBING ONTO VINCE. WELL, THAT BOB GUY WAS VERY SCARY. HE IS A CARTOON SPONGE. WHY...

♪ OOH, I DON'T KNOW WHY ♪ ♪ I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO ♪ HOW GREAT IS IT THAT BEN GOT A GIG IN THE DINER? SO GREAT. NOW I GET TO SEE EVEN MORE OF BEN. ALL BEN, ALL THE TIME. HE INSISTED ON GETTING...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S 5 A.M. TAKING A LITTLE WALK. YOU KNOW, CHATTING WITH THE LOCAL HOOKERS. THEY'RE REALLY GUSSIED UP FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. OKAY, SO, AS LONG AS...

HEY, BABY. VIC. OH, MY GOD. YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR CRUTCHES. WHAT? OH. OH, GOD. OHH! [ LAUGHS ] MMM. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING ALL GORGEOUS? I AM GOING TO MEET MY MOTHER, SO...

HEY. HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ORDERING TICKETS. I'M TAKING TINA, BEN, AND GARY TO THE NEW COLIN FARRELL MOVIE. YOU'RE PAYING FOR THEM AGAIN? THAT'S PATHETIC. WELL, TECHNICALLY,...

Holly: OH, MY GOD, TINA, I DID IT! I BROKE INTO VINCE'S CAR. THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. I'M GONNA SAY TO HIM, "VINCE, I LOVE YOU, "AND...