Stephen colbert

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.

We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our politics - not just church and state, but it's also...

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.

You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.

It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.