You must use the Force You must use the Force (repeat ad nauseam) You must use the Force Time ago, far, far away Long time ago, far, far away Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid! Fly the Falcon through an...
Today is a big day. Here is your first lightsaber. It is now time for you to learn how to control this formidable weapon, which only the Jedi and Sith master with perfection. The golden rule: never...
How did my father die? He was murdered by Darth Pinkie. Pinkie was seduced by the Dark Side of the Horse. I've been looking forward to this for a long time. Yes, I bet you have! Oh No! Look...