I can't. It's too big. Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not... for my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it......
E lui vi riporterā nel passato, con giochi merdosi che fanno schifo al cazzo! Preferirebbe che un bufalo gli cagasse diarrea nell'orecchio! Preferirebbe mangiare il marcio buco del culo di...
Today is a big day. Here is your first lightsaber. It is now time for you to learn how to control this formidable weapon, which only the Jedi and Sith master with perfection. The golden rule: never...
You know, I think that R2 unit we bought might have been stolen. What makes you think that ? Well, I stumbled across a recording while I was cleaning him. He says he belongs to someone called Obi-Wan...
This film is a parody. I am not affiliated with or endorsed by Disney or Lucasfilm. I wish I was. Lord Mouse, the Fleet has moved into lightspeed, and we're preparing to-- You have failed me...
Free For All! Do What Ever You Need To To Ensure Success! Alright! Let's Play This, Shall We? Oh Yeah! You Can't Win! Oh Son Of A Gun! What Is This Campers United? Oh Hi!...
You need to go there!! [Music] [Imperial March: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING STAR WARS RELATED] Commander Cody, The time has come. Excute Order Sixty-Eight. Surrender sir? Are you sure? No no, I mean, um.......
Now that the deal's been done and officially announced, Lucasfilm boss and Star Wars: Episode VII producer Kathleen Kennedy has gone on record about how she won over a reluctant J.J. Abrams to...
The republic has the earth under their control. But the Sith will not allow this, as this important trading post was previously under their rule. Now the Sith lord wants revenge on the Republic. He...
FON DAVIS: Hi, I'm Fon Davis with the Stan Winston School of Character Arts. I'm excited to welcome you to my course on How to Make a Sci-Fi Helmet. I'm going to start with...