So, I finally did it. I finally went live on SpeedofLoveDirect. com. No! I don't believe it. After 57 weeks of talking about it, she finally does it. It's not easy, writing about yourself. Did you get...
What are you doing, Uncle? To have your name above a shop, it's no small thing. Have you only just noticed? You've forgotten, haven't you? Clearly I have or I'd know what you're talking about. Five...
'To Miss Lane, the business of the Post Office was not work, 'it was life. 'And all the threads of all the storiesbeing played out around her 'seemed to meet and cross in her hands. 'Such clever,...
This programme contains strong language. Right. It's been 15 minutes. (SINGING) I've got a dental routine to hit. What! What the fuck? I'm having a shower here. A naked shower. OK, seriously, I am not...
Are you coming with me or going with them? Don't be like that. It's OK, Gav, it's just the way it is now. What is? Us. This is Dave. Do you know Dave? I don't, no. Hello, mate. Smithy. All right?...
God, you two are so lucky. Oh, gosh. Need a bit of lip salve on those lips, girlie. Knob. (clears throat) Oh, come on, Mum. Don't you ever say that word. Oh. Doctor Todd. Jake Leaf. Can you get a...
Special treat for you, Opal. There's a nice dinner for you today. I think our luck might be changing. "Hello, everyone, and welcome back. "Of course, the main story here on Saint-Marie is...
"Secretly" by Jimmie Rodgers Why must I meet you In a secret rendezvous? Why must we steal away To steal a kiss or two? Why must we wait to do The things we want to do? Why? Oh, why? Oh,...
Flynn's my boyfriend. You and Spencer?! Let's get it out in the open, no more secrets. Maybe I should just tell her. "Guess what? "I'm not even your father!" Did you fuck Rachael? No!...