Tell me somethin' girl, Somethin' I don't know Somethin' deep within, The things you've never told before Break your promise girl, Whisper in my ear You see it's safe with me, You don't need to have...

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I'd like to order roses, a dozen. Just put: "I had a great time last night" on the card. Don't sign it. Actually, is there anyway to get someone to put a lipstick kiss on the gift card? That...

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1 Are you ready to run? I have my playlist all ready. Actually, it's Diane Keaton's autobiography, and she just filmed First Wives Club, and it's getting me pumped! I totally forgot we were going to...

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Secrets I give to strangers Stories I hide from you From places I never mention With friends you never knew I'm gonna keep my mouth shut 'cause whenever I try to speak You wonder where the hell my...

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OK. So Stella was screwing the decorator and Nathan is clueless. Toad-in-the-hole. And me? I'm a 15-year-old queer virgin obsessed with my best friend and her magnificent tits. And if I don't shag her...

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I don't know, it's not exactly formal. It's my backyard. AMANDA: And you're sure Jenna's okay with me coming? Amanda, you're my girlfriend. Oh, so you're already telling people we're back together...

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So the perp bypasses your alarm system and disables every security camera in the place to steal a sword? Not a sword, Detective Daniels. The sword of Beowulf. It's priceless. Legend says it provides...
-Dappy- Haa, Haa, Haaa, Haaa, Ha Ha Ha -Tulisa- Dappy Turn My Mike Up -Dappy- Haa, Ha Ha Ha -Tulisa- Today Is The Day That I'm Gonna Tell Just A Little Bout Myself (myself) All Of These Haters They...

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What the hell is it, doctor? Don't know yet. Probably something from the mess hall. I just hope it isn't botulism. Get those people over to the VA hospital now. In town? Some of them are prisoners....

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