Tell me somethin' girl, Somethin' I don't know Somethin' deep within, The things you've never told before Break your promise girl, Whisper in my ear You see it's safe with me, You don't need to have...
I'd like to order roses, a dozen. Just put: "I had a great time last night" on the card. Don't sign it. Actually, is there anyway to get someone to put a lipstick kiss on the gift card? That...
1 Are you ready to run? I have my playlist all ready. Actually, it's Diane Keaton's autobiography, and she just filmed First Wives Club, and it's getting me pumped! I totally forgot we were going to...
Secrets I give to strangers Stories I hide from you From places I never mention With friends you never knew I'm gonna keep my mouth shut 'cause whenever I try to speak You wonder where the hell my...
OK. So Stella was screwing the decorator and Nathan is clueless. Toad-in-the-hole. And me? I'm a 15-year-old queer virgin obsessed with my best friend and her magnificent tits. And if I don't shag her...
I don't know, it's not exactly formal. It's my backyard. AMANDA: And you're sure Jenna's okay with me coming? Amanda, you're my girlfriend. Oh, so you're already telling people we're back together...
So the perp bypasses your alarm system and disables every security camera in the place to steal a sword? Not a sword, Detective Daniels. The sword of Beowulf. It's priceless. Legend says it provides...
-Dappy- Haa, Haa, Haaa, Haaa, Ha Ha Ha -Tulisa- Dappy Turn My Mike Up -Dappy- Haa, Ha Ha Ha -Tulisa- Today Is The Day That I'm Gonna Tell Just A Little Bout Myself (myself) All Of These Haters They...
What the hell is it, doctor? Don't know yet. Probably something from the mess hall. I just hope it isn't botulism. Get those people over to the VA hospital now. In town? Some of them are prisoners....