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So then the dressmaker brings out this dress and it has silk and chiffon and satin- Wait. Is chiffon a material or a person? Or both? It's a material, Trisha. Alright, well, I'm gonna...
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Ah oui, I will take a toasted baguette with a selection of foie grais and a Perrier please. Saison Margeurite, I am going to reiterate a point that I make to you at least twice a week. All that we...
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Kid President: Dear Santa, No, no, no, let's say dearest Santa. No, no dearest fat man in a suit. This is so hard! Sometimes doing creative things is easy. Like when I wrote my first novel....
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Kid President: Hello party people let's make the world more awesome! Hey Kid President, you know what I think? The world would be more awesome if you were actually president. Kid President: Oh...
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"Get these people on my side" "Or else you're fired!" "Go on, tell them whatcha think." "You don't know me, but my...
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I baked you a pie! Oh, boy! What flavour? Pie flavour. I like singing! I like dancing! I like trains Hey. It says 'gullible' on the ceiling. So it do-- ahh, you stole my lungs. Die,...
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MINE TURTLE Mine Turtle's on the road The llama whipping by. Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie. Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to...
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Ontario police are investigating a letter that was sent to a mother and grandmother of an autistic child Carly Beagley has been talking to you %uh the press about it and it's a hideous letter...
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[electronic music starts] People are dancing in a Home Depot. A flash mob. It's like an awesome flash mob. It's like my cheer dance thing. Is that his family? Grandparents? Why is that...
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welcome back to the X Factor As the holding room starts to thin many are leaving with their dreams in tatters, but for our next contestant the opportunity to chase his dream it all he ever wanted...
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