Sarah silverman

I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're too resentful to do it.

Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.

I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective.

Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life.