Sarah braverman

- THERE WAS A GUY WHO WORKED FOR ME FOR TWO YEARS. HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING. I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE. I MISS THAT GUY. - I'M NOT THAT GUY. HE'S A VERY...

- WHY CAN'T I JUST STAY HERE? - WE'RE ALL GONNA LIVE TOGETHER AS A BIG HAPPY FAMILY. - I DON'T WANT TO GO. - KRISTINA, UNFORTUNATELY, ONE OF THE NODES THAT WE REMOVED HAS...

. - OKAY, OPEN THEM. WHAT? - WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YES, OF COURSE WE COULD. I SPENT MY COMBAT PAY ON IT. - WE CAN BE FRIENDS. - SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE 40-YEAR-OLD...

- MY ART CLASS IS GOING TO ITALY FOR A MONTH. I'VE DECIDED THAT I WANT TO GO... BY MYSELF. - YOU DON'T THINK THAT I SHOULD GET MARRIED. - I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GET MARRIED,...

. - I TOOK A YEAR OFF TO BE WITH MY FAMILY... - SO IT WASN'T A PROBLEM WITH DENGRAF? - I DIDN'T GET THE JOB. - YOU--OHH. - YOU'RE NOT HANGING OUT WITH MAX, HOPING YOU CAN GET...

- BOBBY LITTLE. YEAH, HE'S RUNNING FOR CITY COUNCIL, AND HE ACTUALLY CALLED ME TO RUN HIS CAMPAIGN. WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? - WE'RE TWO ADULTS HERE. - I'M EXTREMELY...

. - I'M WAITING FOR THIS WAVE OF LOVE TO WASH OVER ME, AND IT'S JUST NOT HAPPENING. - THIS IS THE START OF OUR ACT THREE. - SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WANT TO SELL OUR HOUSE? - I...

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