Chorus: I beat my girlfriend, she don't mind. In fact, I think she likes it. She's like chocolate cake but so much sweeter. I really try to love her, but sometimes I have to beat. One day when I was...
Chorus: Freddy—the mole Freddy—he's got soul He lives in a denim, under land. Sometimes he gets a visit from his good friend Mr. Hand. One day he went swimming in the big briny seas. That's how we...
Had three shots before I came in the door, Sucked down fourteen beers, and I want more. Tossed a fifth o' booze in the back of car, Had three more shots when I sat down at the bar. Prechorus: It's not...
I'm in show business for the chicks And everyone else, they're just dicks. I love me and lots of money. I buy food. I buy stuff. And I'm funny. Chorus: I am a son of a bitch . . . (he's one hell of a...
I saw you on the street lookin' at me. I now what you want, but this body ain't free. I caught you taking a peek at my ass. You can play with it all you want, if you can shell out the cash. I know...
All this talk about human rights. Pro-choice, Pro-life, all these fights. But honey when you hit the lights, I know it's one of those nights You say . . . Chorus: "Pull down your pants, pull down...
He was born with hair on his back He's an apeman, so cut him some slack. I've never seen a primate like this, ‘Cause on his back is a removable cyst Chorus: Bobby the Apeman I want to be your...
Little quiche for an appetizer, Sucking down roast beef for dinner, For desert, a little chocolate cake, And you think about is getting thinner. You don't want to be rude, But you're eating up all the...
Chorus: Bree Walker Sweet Talker Night Stalker Punt Blocker Affirmative action in the workplace The station manager informed She's got a cute little face But her hands are deformed Chorus Mongrel...
Hey, come on, What's wrong with a little bit of Bestiality? Hey, come on, If you were a dog, Would you wanna have sex with me? Chorus: There's nothing wrong with the animal kingdom Some people think...