Robin williams
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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