Robin scherbatsky wedding

I am not impressed with the talent in here tonight. And the more I drink, the less attractive they get. I'm one Scotch and soda away from the cantina scene in Star Wars. What about those girls...
Ahh the green testicle story, so I was playing ultimate Frisbee in College and there was this barefoot dude with weirdly sharp testicles. Oh Come On *Laughing* *Laughing* *Laughing* I Did It, I Did...