Rob delaney

Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.

It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved.

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.

I want people to feel good about themselves.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

I hate wearing suits and ties.

But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain.

The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as...