I think you're taking this poor thing too far. Spurned, neglected. But that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you, poor man, to our world of.. craaaap! Here, change...
I transferred from robbery to narco. Started hitting it, you know, 24/7. Street rips, knocking down doors, and within 3 months I was ripping off couriers or ending up in a Ramada Inn with a couple of...
Know what I've always wondered? What's that? Everyone thinks you're sooo funny, but I've never even heard you tell one joke. You don't need jokes to be funny....
[electronic music starts] People are dancing in a Home Depot. A flash mob. It's like an awesome flash mob. It's like my cheer dance thing. Is that his family? Grandparents? Why is that...
Excuse me. Where'd you park your Harley ? Get real. Tattoos are strictly <i>verboten.</i> Sorry. I got bored during fourth period. <i>You need to...
Quick! What's the situation? *Dinosaur roars soon after.* The situation you are in is very dangerous...the likelihood of you dieing violently..... .....within the next five minutes, is 87.61%!...
[Piano plays <i>Twinkle Twinkle Little Star</i> and goes off key] [whistles] [shoves things around noisily] [slams cabinet door] Ummm... I was just thinking I, um... I want...
[ Don ] Okay, let me out. Hey, Slater, you fuckin' hippie, gimme drugs, man! - [ Slater] Get some from your mother, man. - Wejust bagged your mother. Fuckyou, dick-head. Those guys, man. [...
President Barack Obama: Tonight, for the first time, I am releasing my official birth video. (Laughter.) Now, I warn you — (laughter) — no one has seen this footage in 50 years, not even me. But...
I got fired today. I'd jaywalk but I can't afford getting a ticket. Nooooooooooooooo. Change you stupid light. Augh! A cat? Or . . . maybe a dog . . . Huh... Guhhhhh! Guhhhh! GUHHHH!...