President

While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future.

Let us not forget who we are. Drug abuse is a repudiation of everything America is.

How can a president not be an actor?

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.

I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience of winning political debates. But I don't have that experience. My only experience is at losing them.

Once you get into this great stream of history, you can't get out.

I am not a crook.

I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know if someone's tape recording what you say.

I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business.

A president can ask for reconciliation in the racial conflict that divides Americans. But reconciliation comes only from the hearts of people.