One big inside joke
There's something that I've got deep inside my heart (besides cholesterol or burn) it's just a yearning to write not-so funny, kinda boring, corny words of mine (hence the title)... about you. My most...
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Far better than a falafel, it's more simple than a waffle. If it lands butter-side down I can throw it at the seagulls. White bread, wheat bread, multi-grain, sourdough... it's part of a complete...
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I first met her at a Mr. T show, she had rings through her lip and through her nose and I wonder, wonder, wonder if she'll have my baby. I asked if she'd go around the pit with me, but she spit in my...
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I stare and I peek when you're not looking but that's pretty much all the time because you don't know who I am. I could hack off my tongue and you wouldn't look my way. Now you better start to notice...
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Just got my first real dose of the superstar vitamin in Japan, a foreign land. Playing in a punk rock band. I was a token model American (to them anyway). Signing autographs, one bought me a shot of...
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Religious propaganda weighs o me, it's pushing STOP PUSHING conformation's not for me. I still do the right things (opinion) but an eye for an eye? Go to hell? I can't/won't/don't believe. Maybe...
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He actually made it over 1,200 days without ever paying any attention to his nads. But at 19, with no girlfriend, and working at a video store with it's own porn room must have taken it's toll. Now we...
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Last time I swore that it would be the last time I wrote another song about Kate, but the story continues, oh, and by the way, she's making me do it, because I'm so whooped. So Kate, this song is for...
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On my bike at the crosswalk with long, pink hair and 7-inch goatee, I caught her in her BMW trying not to laugh at me. "I remember that phase," she thought to herself, "do you have...
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Hello, my name is Greg, I teach at UCLA and I'm the singer for a punk-rock band. I write three-chord songs that sure aren't very long and use big words no one understands. And my bands' been around...
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