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EARTH, IT TURNS TO BE NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. GET THE KEY CHAIN, JORDAN NIGHT. NOT THE TACOS. A BRAND NEW SHOW. HOLD ON. TO CREATE ANOTHER VIDEO. IS IN TALKS TO WORK WITH THEM CREATE ANOTHER VIDEO....

Ben Affleck? WHY?!?! WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?! Let the man direct me. Not be me. What? You didn't offer it to Josh Brolin as he was in one bad comic book movie? Ummm. Daredevil? Hello? Ungh. But, if...

I was playing left 4 dead late one night shooting zombies it was quite alright then boomer threw up all over me I was fucked up, I couldn't even see so he got rage I got a gamer rage got gamer...

The list of the dangerous effects of smoking continues to grow. Now, the newest dangers concern pregnant women. A new study published Wednesday in the journal Tobacco Control observed an increased...

This year police are aiming to beat last year's road toll. 254 people died on our roads in 2013 but that number is down sharply on 2012's. Three years ago, 100 more people died on the...

How do I make a baby? uh... um... ah... Well a man and a woman gets together and becomes one and they make a baby together ah... by having sex ... sex ... by having an egg fertilized by a sperm they...

# It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas # Ev'rywhere you go; # Take a look in the five and ten glistening once again # With candy canes and silver lanes aglow. # It's...

WOLF BLITZER: Former CBS news anchor Dan Rather is going after his old network with a $70 million defamation lawsuit. MALE SPEAKER: We now interrupt this program for a Ridiculous Report. BILL...

So you live alone? Yes. Do you think I'm pretty? I think you're gorgeous. The film is essentially about an alien from outer space, who comes down and picks up on hitchhikers from...

>> By asking this question- of whether the Obama Administration will improve the state of the world. We're implicitly saying we have great expectations. The Obama Administration...