where’s the beast? It's right there! that’s a cow -.- no it’s not! It’s a vicious creature from the depths of the nether that will only be satisfied by the blood of its enemies! it’s a cow....
(gasps) Argh! Huh? Yay! I got my wood back. ...just like "Oh no, you didn't!", and then there's a block of dirt... ...and then they took the dirt, and I got to keep...