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Cameron, what dance should I dance. For the first dance at my first High School dance? The Dougie? The robot? Dougie the robot? You just took two of my favorite things and made them horrible. Sorry,...

1 I can't believe Mr. Grundy flew us to New York in his private jet! It was so awesome! Except for that crying baby. Hey, my ears were clogged up. Everyone! Welcome to the grand opening of my flagship...

- [Music] I am Lucy Jordan, reporting live from the headquarters of Z-Tech. Where, after revolutionizing the world of technology, CEO Zoltan Grundy has decided to revolutionize the world of education....

Ah. What I love most about camping are the sounds of nature. There's no nature. We're camping out for concert tickets. I'm still enjoying that beautiful full moon. That's the search light on a police...

Hey, Kennedy! What's up? What's up? What's up? I'll tell you what's up. Unemployment, ocean levels, the national debt! And me, I'm up! Fed up with you! - Well, that was weird. - No kidding....

[Thunder rumbling] This place is gruesome! A boarding school designed just for us mutants. It even smells like death in here. Actually, that's my afternoon snack. I got it from the farmer's market. I...

Hey, Angus! I need to talk to you. Whee! Okay. Two things. One, bless you. And two, what the heck kind of sneeze was that? That wasn't a sneeze. I don't sneeze like that. I'm a man! Whee! Okay, well,...

Why is the whole school empty? And where's Mrs. Mills? There's only one explanation. We're the last survivors of a zombie attack. There's no such thing as zombies. Look how its rotting flesh barely...

Whoa, Chyna! [Chuckles nervously] Before I say anything about how you look, are we at the point in our friendship where I can be honest with you? Or do I need to tip-toe around your fragile ego and...

Okay, kids. I have some exciting news. Today, for the first time, you will be taking a state-mandated IQ test. Seriously? Oh, man! Whoo-hoo! Test! Holla! Now, for those of you who don't know, IQ...