The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC. Captain's log, Stardate 6010.1 While in the midst of a ship wide systems upgrade The Enterprise has been ordered to depart star...
- Incoming... - Maximum power, port shield. Aye, aye. Stabilize Stop rolling, you great lumbering KOPOBA. That's a girl. - Locking on target. - Return fire. Firing. - Scotty? - Aye, it could...
*sings German folk song* Oh come on, shut up! The dryer's broken. What's the news, Mr. Spock? I forgot... Ah, yes, the Klingons sent us a fax. Just imagine, they kidnapped Scotty! Oh...

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