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Hey everyone, Dirty Signs with Kristin! My awesome phrase for you today is, "two in the pink, one in the stink." In case you weren't aware, this is a reference to the hand...
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LEE: My name is Lee Kaufman. Married to Morty Kaufman. Now that I'm getting older some things are harder to do. SUPER: Real people aware their comments may appear in advertising. MORTY: This...
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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt & bewildered. I don’t want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. I...
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I am socks. I am an item of footwear that will spend my entire existence covering a smelly, sweaty foot, what will think it’s funny making strange shapes upon the kitchen surface. Then, as if the...
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Sayings President Obama Likes Best - 2 of 10 - + free download of Chinese proverbs ebook - 529 pages
Some of you regularly act upon the wisdom handed down to us by the common people of ancient times and of today. How refreshing it is to see leaders who know and act upon the wisdom of the...
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We're planning to bring in some experts from the oceanographic institute. Only 24 hours. l didn't agree to that. [ Arguing ] Only 24 hours. 24 hours is like three weeks ? [ Arguing ] [...
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Hey everybody. This is Alejandro in Austin, what is up? And Happy New Year! Here is a question for you? Do you like gangster movies, history, or trivia? Inspired by the movie Gangs of New York, I made...
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You offer me the world When you cannot even bring me the deliverer. Who killed baka? The deliverer. Would you play at words with me? No, lord prince. And this murderer has now fled to some distant...
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This is paradise, l'm telling you. This town like a great big pussy just waitin' to get fucked. l'm tellin' you. l shoulda come here 1 O years ago. l'd have...
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This is the circus. Everybody's trying not to go home. Nobody's saying good-bye. Quit looking at me like that. You think you can fool me. I can read you. I know what you're...
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