JUSTIN: You're probably wondering how we got here. ALDEN: Get famous. Streamy awards begin in five hours. Road trip! And now you're all caught up. JUSTIN: Well, we still don't...
HELLO? THEY KNOW. WHO KNOWS? THE CATS -- THEY KNOW I'VE BROKEN UP WITH JASON. THEY'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BECOME A CRAZY CAT LADY. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?...
NO, NO, BOYS. YOU GO CLOCKWISE! CLOCKWISE! CAN'T YOU TELL TIME? THE OTHER WAY, BOYS! THEY'RE NOT GETTING IT, MISS PATTY. WELL, THE WEDDING'S TOMORROW. WE GOTTA GET IT....
JUSTIN: I'm Justin. ALDEN: I'm Alden. JUSTIN: And we are the stars of the Webventures of Justin and Question Mark. Alden. JUSTIN: We're going to make the greatest web series...
PREVIOUSLY ON "GILMORE GIRLS"... I AM NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL! THEN YOU GOTTA GO. ONLY SAY "NO" IF YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE WITH ME. NO! I'M NOT...
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UNBELIEVABLE. HELLO? THERE ARE NO EMPTY TABLES AT LUKE'S. And I can do what about that? I WAS HOPING YOU'D DEVELOPED MIND-CONTROL POWERS, AND YOU COULD WILL PEOPLE TO LEAVE. IF I COULD...
ICY FEET. STUPID FROZEN-TUNDRA HOUSE. OH. HONEY, WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING IN HERE? YOUR ROOM IS WAY WARMER. OKAY, HERE IS THE QUESTION FOR TODAY, KIDS -- WHAT THE HELL ARE THE ESKIMOS THINKING? YES, THE...
Rascal Flatts - Yes I Do Do I cry in the night Do I long to hold you tight Do I wake wanting you Yes I do Do I recall every day How you took my breath away Do I remember loving you Yes I do Chorus:...
[MUSIC PLAYING] -OK. Let's cut some costs. -I'm Nancy. -You're the girl Laura wants to hire? -Well, I hope so. I'd be so excited to work here. And I do think that we...