Translated by REPLACE WITH YOUR NAME. Private Mario! Reporting for duty sir! Private Luigi! Ready to kick some Koopa Ass! At 0500, Bowser's airships dropped two atomic ba-bombs on...
Off you go Princess. What's gonna happen to you? Now go! Where am I? Who's there? What was that? Oh no! Stay back! He's gone. I'm warning you! Get off of me! No…Please. Forgive me, your Majesty. My...