>>Ranulph Fiennes: A very good morning to you. I've got 20 minutes to do what normally takes 55 minutes so I'll talk quite quickly. I'm sorry about that. I was in...
Speaker: Through your achievements and your words, you've inspired and encouraged our nation to become a more perfect union. In these difficult times, you have challenged us to open our minds...
We're changing things around here a little bit. (Laughter.) Actually, my advisors were a little worried about the new rap entrance music. (Laughter.) They are a little more traditional. They...
Speaker: And without further a do, I'd like to introduce the President of the United States. (applause) ♪♪ (music playing) ♪♪ The President: Thank you. (applause) Thank you, everybody....
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Conan: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK. FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT HAS STARRED IN "USUAL SUSPECTS" AND "CASINO." HIS...
Look at all that sweat. Just from you talking, you fatass. (Laughter) ---your face. Oh, my god. You're so fat! (Laughter) Yo! Yo! Karen, why do you have so many wrinkles? You fucking fatass....
-Hidey-ho, fruit lovers! Welcome to The Juice! The show where we squeeze your questions into answer cider. [laughs] Pear, what are we discussing today? -This question is a scary one. "Hey,...
>> PRESENTER: It's been five years [laughter] >> PERSON IN AUDIENCE: It looks like hell! >> AUDIENCE: Wow! >> G-MAN: We've been...
Jewel: Are you under water? (Audience laughter) Nathan: Can you hear me? Jewel: Yep. Nathan: Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? (Audience laughter) Nathan: Alan and I just did...