PRESIDENT OBAMA: Good afternoon, everybody. Please have a seat. It is my pleasure to welcome President Karzai back to the White House, as well as his delegation. We last saw each other during the NATO...
How did my father die? He was murdered by Darth Pinkie. Pinkie was seduced by the Dark Side of the Horse. I've been looking forward to this for a long time. Yes, I bet you have! Oh No! Look...
♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫ I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me. (Masked breathing) No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, alright? He's not here,...