On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.
At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the Oscars. At the Oscars, you have people who are used to having 40 takes.
No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week.
Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.