Jeremyclarckson

JEREMY: Tonight, I get scared half to death on our track. We host our own art exhibition and the world champion is in our reasonably priced car. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) JEREMY: Thank you, everybody!...

JEREMY: Tonight, James wears a stripy jumper. Richard drives a stripy Lamborghini. And we name the greatest car maker in the world. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Thank you...

CLARKSON : Tonight, our track's a bit foggy. A man eats a snack. And we move about in a caravan. Hello, hello, thank you, everybody, thank you. Now...now, there are lambs in the fields and...

We... ...are an endangered species, you and I. We lovers of speed. We devotees of power, performance and noise. “Go away”, we are told, “and take your carbon-fibre and your fire-spitting V12s with...

JEREMY: Tonight, James drives a milk float. -Richard says "look out" backwards. -Tuo kool! Ah! (BLEEP) And I cut my finger on some aluminium. -(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) -JEREMY: Thank...

CLARKSON: Tonight, James drives a Rolls-Royce, Richard drives a Bugatti Veyron, and I drive something that is neither of those things! Hello and good evening. Good evening and thank you very much....

JEREMY: Tonight, I eat a cabbage, James throws a bird out of a car, and Richard forgets the abbreviation for America. USB. (CHEERING) Hello, everybody! Good evening. Thank you so much. Thank you,...

CLARKSON: Tonight, one small stumble for man as we build a space shuttle. -I drive a nuclear bomb disguised as a Mercedes. -(TYRES SQUEALING) And Simon Pegg makes a Hot Fuzz in our reasonably priced...

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thanks, everybody, thank you. Hello, good evening. Thank you so much. We're back! We have returned. We've returned with an all-new series, and it is a cracker....

JEREMY CLARKSON: Tonight, I wear a hat, Richard wears a hat and James wears a hat. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello, everybody. Hello and welcome. Welcome. Thank you so much. Now... Now, we start tonight...