Jacksfilms
Valentine's Day is hard when you're all alone,
And you need someone to keep you warm and loved.
But I have an answer that's worked time and time again.
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
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Jack: There's razors in your apple On Halloween There's anthrax in your Snapple On Halloween The only thing you got to know is All of your candy's got to go 'Cause there's razors in your apple On...
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Hey, everybody just follow me. I'm-a show you how to move like me. Gonna get you all dancing. Take off your clothes like Scarlett Johansson. Hey, everybody just follow me. I'm-a show you how to...
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If you find yourself alone on Valentine's Day, No box of chocolates to open, no roses in your vase or vase. If you find yourself alone on Valentine's Day, Just remember, Cupid's arrow is on its way....
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(Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Winning Winning Winning Win Win Win Winning Winning Winning) I Have a disease? Bullshit, I cured it with my brain. You can't process me with a normal brain. The run I...
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I've tried looking at you, But it's so hard to do. I wanna whip out my mace, So let's hide that butterface. You know when you see a car crash, And you can't help looking at that? Well, your face is...
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Now it all began With an orphan boy Placed on the doorstep of a muggle family He was awkward and tame 'Til his eleventh birthday With no idea of the man he'd grow to be Harry Potter You little devil...
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[opening dance beat to Gangnam Style] -[singing]: Orange nya nya style Nya nya style I am an orange People say that I'm annoying Say what you want 'Cause I'm Certainly not boring I hang out in the...
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