Jabberjaw
Don't you always hate it, after some girls been drinking, They'll act like stupid idiots and they'll never shut up talking! They'll blab your bleeding ears off and they're always extremely loud! As...
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He was a drunk He was a punk-ass useless slob and he didn't even wanna get a job. He'd forgotten how to be himself. They say the world is a stage and every man must play his part, but he didn't make...
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Me and my friends get no respect What does Scooby do that we neglect? We be puttin' all our foes in check But me and my friends get no respect So what, who cares We're doin' how we like I'm singin' in...
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The lights are off, but look! There's somebody in the home. The White Recluse is loose, And I glow in the dark Spiders spin their cobwebs and they run their legs across the strands, Making tiny...
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It must suck being three feet tall No way to get chicks at all You could be a midget in pornos Or an Ewok in Star Wars, who knows? You're only 36 inches tall It must rock being three feet tall So many...
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Ever since the first time our eyes met I can't keep my mind off of you You're killing my head like a jumbo jet I don't know just what I should do I'm so excited it hurts I can't deny it it hurts I'd...
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Sometimes I wonder How you survived your childhood And then I ponder Where did your parents go wrong? You said it right when You said, "I am such a loser" What was I thinking then?...
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Standing right in front of me Is the one thing I cannot see Some kind of destiny for Flight 409 I'm going crazy I cannot speak You're my very first losing streak This is my last time aboard Flight 409...
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May I introduce the manliest of all men
His name is Chris Johnson
He plays a very romantic sax
Chris
Chris Johnson
Time for dinner
Chris
Chris
Chris
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On the wedding anniversary Of the Johnson's They went out on a date. Little Jimmy had strict orders To be in bed, to be in bed by eight. But little Jimmy knew they'd be late, And he liked TV, he...
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