Ask your doctor: if you're healthy enough for sexual activity. If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, call me! Hi, I'm Amy Schumer, and you can buy lab coats on eBay. An erection that...
Okay everyone, thanks for participating in this focus group. I'm going to be asking you some questions about the show "Inside Amy Schumer", everyone understand? Okay. So first question, what...
Mom, my friends are here and they're hungry. What else is new? Sure they're not little kids anymore, but they still want a snack that's fun. That's why they're not getting regular old chicken fingers....
Ange? No, he's no clue. I can't wait to see his face! I know, okay, we're in the other room. I'm gonna bring everybody in in just a minute. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Okay, I have to go, thank you. - Okay,...
I can't even stand the thought of a chicken in a cage. I can't either. I'm obsessed with almond butter. Have you tried it? It's so much better for you. Like I didn't know peanuts are like dangerous....
Yeah, I'd love a noon facialwith David. Okay, is Lisa P. available?Manicure, pedicure? No, it has to be Lisa P. I'll take any appointmentavailable. Oh, yeah, Lisa M. is fine. No, I will not see...
Well, first of all, I want to thank you both for coming in here today for this little interview slash audition slash you're hired. Flavia, we of course know each other from our last project, thank you...
Oh, George, I'm so mixed up about everything. Folks trying to stop us. (text alert ringing) They've always tried to run my life. Like when I wanted to go to a dance with a roadie. (phone ringing)...
(laughing) I like you, Amy. I like you, too. - Yeah? - Yeah. In fact, I thought maybe we could... have a sleepover tonight. A sleepover? Yeah, a sleepover. Is that something that you would be into?...