{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex... ...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I'm Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was...
Warning: This script contains some text in Shift-JIS encoding, which may be destroyed if edited in some text editors. The original Ninja Turtles is one of the most annoying games I've ever...
History has a long and rich tradition of apocalyptic predictions – all of which were wrong – yet some people still think that this time ’round in 2012 is the real deal. Why 2012? Because of ancient...